u wot m8

what is fellas

One time when I was just a little m8 I was feelin awful frisky y'know, so I took me lil' pecker and stuck it down me mum's old blender, and oi m8 I never ♥♥♥ that hard me entoire loife

Oi m8 sit on down on the old shag and listen to me tale passed doon from me grampappy. back in moi pappy's old farmhouse, oi was walkin round when oi encountered me pappi. he was shaggin' me mum! roit then n they. Oi, bein the wee frisky lad oi was, decoided to hop moi lil ass in. I drove me lil' pecka roight in'er ♥♥♥♥, soonded loike ye old whoopay cushion oi had when oi was a wee toyke.

u wna go

u wnt me 2 kik u m8 i can doo that no porb joost 1 clik

r u havin a giggle ther? ill fookin bash yer hed in i swer on me mum u betr watch out u cheeky kunt il rek u so hard i swer on me mum

Attack with frut lup bombs

Sirs! An urgent matter is upon us, Jacanadia is attacking the Box Factory™! If they destory it how will we live!? You must help!

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Yes sir, officially promoting you to Expert of Geographics.

Jamacanadia is back? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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I'm known as Pvt Parts in some circles. I could join your army

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