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OrigamiStefan's retirement as Head Minister of Trolling
Mar 16 @ 7:24am - The Donfather | Ham Mafia |
Gentlemen, as you all know OrigamiStefan has been a renowned Propahamda artist for the Hamily Business for many years. In fact he's been the Head Minister of Trolling (also known as the Director of Propahamda), since November 2022. That's 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ years!

He brought the creation of high quality propahamda back to the fold when the previous directors mainly prioritized espionage or trolling. And for all of his efforts in making contests and running the regime, I would like to thank him personally for his years of service. Though unfortunately, life has preceded his obligations and he no longer believes he is the right individual to lead the Propahamda Division - which is why he is honorably stepping down. And yes, the propahamda museum WILL receive an update thanks to his valiant efforts - though it'll require some additional time for polishing and refinement.

Below is his retirement message:
"Hey lads! Some of you probably have no clue who I am, but to those who do, this message is for you. To the surprise of nobody, I'm well overdue to retire. When I took over the Ministry of Propahamda, I had big visions for what it could become. As time has passed, I've grown further and further from TF2 as a whole and it's clear to me now that my ambitions were too great for me to keep up with.

Over the past few years I've seen the rise and fall of great regimes, artists, and bosses. The Ministry has been at a low point for a long time now due to my neglect and I'm certain it will rise again under the leadership of Caleb Hutt. To the artists of the Ministry of Propahamda, keep making art. You are all extremely creative and I'm always impressed by what you make. To anyone who has no idea what the Ministry is, ask your Capo to join! It's a great space to create art for the Mafia with a passionate group of soldiers. To the bosses, I thank you for your patience with me and the opportunity to lead the Ministry.

As a parting gift, I've made an extension to the Propahamda Museum -- a large project I've been wanting to tackle for a long time. This is my last act as Head Minister, and I hope everyone in the Mafia enjoys it. I'll stick around for now; I've had a good time being a part of this thing of ours. See you around. Salud!"
-OrigamiStefan

CALEB HUTT TO BE PROMOTED AS THE NEW HEAD MINISTER

OrigamiStefan has endorsed @Caleb Hutt | Ham Mafia | as his successor, in which the Bosses have greenlit. The Propahamda Division is not supposed to be just a Ham Mafia art club, it is also to spread the word of the Organization. For what is the purpose of making such high quality propahamda if nobody sees it? Caleb will focus on prioritizing Marketing and Advertisement, spreading the image of Ham Mafia in a positive light, and our enemies in a negative one (as they rightfully deserve).

If you have an interest in assisting Caleb, or enjoy making propahamda - ensure to contact him.

With all that being said, Salud to Caleb on the promotion. And let's raise a glass to OrigamiStefan for all the work he's done for us over the years - a true stand up guy. Salud!

Long Live the Hamily Business
Ham > All
Sincerely,
-The Bosses
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THE GABAGHOULS - RGL Season 17 (6s) - We getting involved?
Dec 9, 2024 @ 5:05pm - The Donfather | Ham Mafia |
THE GABAGHOULS
RGL Season 17 (6s) - We getting involved?
Alright boys, as you know the Meat Beaters in Season 19 (HL) ripped a lot of ass during Highlander. As of now, we got plans to return to Season 20 of Highlander; however, this begs the question - **should we establish the Gabaghouls for 6s? **

6s is a lot tougher and sweatier than Highlander, so we'd need a guy interested to be the Team Captain for this ♥♥♥♥ and basically start our Team from scratch. We'd only being committing to this if we can fill 6 reliable positions, including the spot for Team Captain. If not enough guys reach out, we'll hold off onto it until Season 18.

Said volunteers would need to be able to attend regular practice and the match times. This is typically Fridays through Mondays on 5:30-6:30 Pm Pacific Time.
Reach out to me via DMs (on Discord) if you're interested in participating in 6s or being the Team Leader for it

Meat Beater members are encouraged to volunteer for the team if they wish, but juggling both Meat Beaters and the Gabaghouls may be a tremendous pain in the ass as times may overlap.

Ham > All,
Long Live The Hamily Business,
-The Bosses
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MEAT BEATERS PLACED #4 + HAPPY SHANKSGIVING
Nov 27, 2024 @ 7:13pm - The Donfather | Ham Mafia |
I'm going to be busy tomorrow, as I imagine many of you will be also so I decided to combine two announcements and tell you this today instead of tomorrow.

Firstly, I want to congratulate the Meat Beaters competitive team for finishing up the Playoffs for the RGL's Highlander Season 19 in the Newcomer Division. It was a massive success compared to our previous attempt in Season 18, and placing 4th really ain't bad at all considering this is our first Competitive Season. I would like to once again thank @jev0496 & @holyhellhelpme for leading the Team for that duration, and @.emperorbob for his time in giving sound advice + reviewing footage as Coach. And I would also like to thank all individuals who volunteered to participate in the Meat Beaters as well. We made it to 4th place, and did a lot better than we expected to do. And since we made it to the Playoffs that means we qualify for the AM division for Season 20. So once again, Salud!

We'll see what we can do about getting some kind of inner-Ham Mafia casting situation going on, or live commentary for the next season. Since a lot of the matches were exciting, and unfortunately a lot of you guys missed some.

Secondly, I want to wish you all a Happy Shanksgiving. Thanksgiving is tomorrow, so enjoy the time with your families and have a good feast. If you don't got a family, it is what it is. I'd only recommend eating Ham or Ribeye Roast instead, Turkeys not any good. Anyway, I've said my piece.

Long Live the Hamily Business
Ham > All,
-The Bosses
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HMNETWORKS
Nov 12, 2024 @ 7:07am - The Donfather | Ham Mafia |
Some of you may have heard a rumor of Ham Mafia launching a server network, which was previously abandoned/put on hold due to Valve actually banning the bots from Casual play. Before that it was virtually impossible to play a Casual match and we wanted to replicate the Casual experience via community servers because the other server networks kind of failed at that.

Anyway, now ***we'll be launching with a new array of servers*** including: Hightower, Hightower+, 2Fort, 2Fort+, Harvest, Harvest+, Casual, and perhaps other servers on the way. We are still experimenting with what servers may be the best or highest in demand, based on how well the servers fill up. Obviously Ham Raids will be allowed on HMNetworks. Moderator & administrator applications are open as well, and are not exclusive to Ham Mafia members or Capos.

**HMNetworks will have Free Speech Autonomy in-game**
Which means you can literally do anything besides cheat, and we won't do anything. This is what makes us better than the other server networks, because a lot of them engage in tremendous censorship and banning people based on weak claims of harassment or expression.

**HMNetworks also will not**: restrict classes, restrict sentries (I'm looking at you UGC), disable random crits, and enforce a limited amount of classes (I'm looking at you Uncletopia)

So come on by, invite your friends, invite your family, invite your enemies. HMNetworks is open for business.
https://discord.gg/ZGeasekmUc

Long Live the Hamily Business
Ham > All
-The Bosses
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NEW CAPOREGIME - Artyom
Nov 4, 2024 @ 5:15pm - The Donfather | Ham Mafia |
The last few days have been very eventful behind the scenes. Activity is increasing rampantly in all of the Crews due to both recruitment and the whole Blacklist situation. Ham Mafia now holds the highest number of Crews at once of all time (7, soon to be 8). It might even be fair to declare the current moment as Ham Mafia's strongest era in terms of pure foundation.

Arty has recently been bumped up to Captain to help this "age of expansion." Let's call it Hamifest Destiny. Though I assure you it was a promotion based in merit, due to the fact he's been Giusto to Wallman for quite some time and led a recruitment of 35+ associates within 72 hours. He had his shot in the previous Capo trial but unfortunately ran into some PC issues, though now those issues are long gone.

So congratulations to @artyom.mp3 for becoming Capo, and any individual who is apart of Wallman's crew has already been notified of this news in advance. If you are interested in joining his crew be sure to contact him, but his regime will not be up and running until tomorrow at the minimum.

With all that being said I'd like to raise a glass to Artyrom
Buona Fortuna and Salud

Long Live the Hamily Business
Ham > All,
-The Bosses
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