Choice Quotes

[Astrophel the Bat]

List here your favorite quotes from movies, tv, games, etc. Funny, weird, creepy, motivational or whatever.

[Astrophel the Bat]

"I'm sure we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right...Mr. poopy pants?!"

-Naked gun 2 and 1/2

[THE BONES!!!]

"Don't hesitate to come visit us if you have it tough. Everyone here loves you."

-MOTHER 1

[RaptorDragon]

"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question, and the answer is yes.

-No idea

[The British Wolf]

My lifes flashing before my eyes! I can picture my childhood, running through fields of Alfalfa with my friend Rex! ...No, Rex, not on the alfalfa..! And my ma, stood on the porch in a warm but clean gingham gown. And she says to me "ALVIIIN! Don't forget you've got homework after your chores! Alviiin! AAAAAALVIIIIN!"

....Wait a minute.... My name isn't Alvin... Somebody else's life is flashing before my eyes... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?

- The Producers, Max during his Betrayed song

[retrotoaster]

One man can make a difference.
-Wilton Knight

[ABlueHairedFox]

"A plan is a list of things that go wrong. I like to keep mine short."
-Rico Rodriguez

[Kenni]

"You're a nasty little sewage boy, aren't you Dr. Freeman?"
- Coomer

[R00K]

"Nothing ever truly changes. Trends, cultures, languages, rulers... they come and go. But behavior bred from greed and fear hold human evolution at a standstill. Any progress made is usually destroyed... reset in one way or another. Like a wave, it evolves and falls again..." -Burn, a lone Skeleton wanderer from Kenshi

[Puppygirl Jasper]

I know the title said from games,movies, etc but honestly this quote resonates with me
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein

[R00K]

"Let him who desires peace prepare for war"
-Vegetius

[Monhunter05]

"Don't regret your past, learn from it. Regrets just make a person weaker"
-Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

[The British Wolf]

"That's your plan!?"
"Yeah."
"............Well I like it!"
- Road To Eldorado

[Se]

"We're good at drawing lines through the spaces between stars like we're pattern-finders, and we'll find patterns and we like really put our hearts and minds into it and even if we don't mean to.
So I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do."
- Angus

[Astrophel the Bat]

"when you notice an insect on the ground do you stop to consider it a fool? The life of an insect is so beneath you that it would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it. That, would be an accurate summation of my feelings toward you humans."

-Father_ FMAB

[The British Wolf]

"I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together, over and over and over and turned into some little freak... Into... Some kinda monster."
- Rocket, GOTGv1.
It's a quote I find myself using a lot.