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Manager: so then team, how can we piss gamers off, who have been following the series for years?
Employee 1: I dont know, how about using steam and then our own shitty drm and hosting system
Manager: any other ideas?
Employee 1: dont know
Employee 2: oh, lets give players 5 missiles launchers along with a perk that makes them 40% more powerful
Employee 1: oh and lets put in an equipment that makes boosting so much easier
Employee 2: oh wait!
Employee 2: lets also make it so that the hosting system picks the person with the worst connection!
Manager: that sounds like a brilliant game to roll money in
Manager: well done chaps
Customer: -_-
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Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
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Q: What do you call a gay milkman?
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Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
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