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ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!!!!!!!! HERP DERP!

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be playing as soon as it updates

Need to bring the Fail Fleet back up and running havent been around in a while I've been busy with school and other things, so lets get the Fail Fleet up and running again

For anyone that has seen the paradoy of the old spice commerical called Craft Spice on youtube (a minecraft video) I bring you the man that did the voice acting and the newest member to our ranks: Gassy Mexican and if you havent seen the Craft Spice commercial go watch it

We might be having another person joining are ranks, more details to come later

Admrial's LoG 3/22/2011: after searching for weeks on end for jindingo we have finally found him he was near death but we found him!

Drag Quen's Log 3/22/2011 Went out last night to find Jindogo... Jumped in the water - and before I remember I can't swim - Fooking Shark! A big ass fooking shark proceeded to bite away at beautiful and recently (and perfectly I might add) shaved legs! It eventually realised that I was rough meat (being a drag queen and all) and left me alone after about 45 seconds of man handling me... Took me 4 1/2 hours to crawl and inch my way back to my quarters... Hopefully the people with janitorialesque jobs will not ask question about the trails of blood and all of the screaming and whimpering that was made on my journey back on board... I'm really cold... I think I might stop writing now... It doesn't really hurt anymore... I think I might take a little nap... n57gc8888888888888888888888888ohfudmxahfruwqnfh8r9jzf9n08yh3qcfrqnx70mxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Captain's Log 3/13/2011 Lost out at sea waiting for comrades to show up but none so far has arrived. So I'm floating aimlessly on The Failing Dinghy out in the open sea, irritatated and annoyed.

Admrial's Log 3/9/2011: The Admrial is taking the day off, Chain Gunner and SIlver Storm are in charge, if either one calls upon the fail fleet be ready to respond to their call of action. Thanks and have a great day

Admrial's Log 3/8/2011: Was attacked unware mid-day by the damn jockey's again, they broke the peace agreement from the great jockey wars of 49 again, was able to round up enough men to push them back and make them run, we need to increase patrols. didn't lose any men or ships

CONGRATULATIONS TO TRUSTY BUCKET YOU HAVE BEEN NAMED PLAYER OF THE WEEK! ENJOY YOUR 4 DAY/3NIGHT STAY ON THE FAILBOAT FLEET'S FINEST SHIP THE CARRIER, ALL EXPENSES PAID AND FULL ROOM AND SERVICE

yes trusty yes you are

I am the drag queen sailor who provides cigarettes under the table.

Yes James

Can I be incharge of the Dingy?

CONGRATULATIONS TO DEMON NINJA YOU HAVE BEEN NAMED PLAYER OF THE WEEK! ENJOY YOUR 4 DAY/3NIGHT STAY ON THE FAILBOAT FLEET'S FINEST SHIP THE CARRIER, ALL EXPENSES PAID AND FULL ROOM AND SERVICE

Fake and gay.

excellent another member

You guys think I should have this as an open group or invite only?

IT'S ABOUT TIME WE HAD OUR OWN GROUP

Permission granted

ahoy captain! permission to come aboard?