"How should I name my gun" CS:GO Name Tag use ideas

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Suggested name
Suggested weapon
Artist
Relevant lyrics quote
Explanation

Purple People Eater
SG 553 Ultraviolet
Sheb Wooley
"Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me"
Valve illustrated name tag update with a screenshot of this firearm with a "Purple People Eater" name tag on it. I agree with them. SG 553 Ultraviolet is sure looks strange to me.

Perfect Weapon
AK-47 / M4A1-S / AWP / P90 / SCAR-20 / G3SG1 / AUG / SG553
Black Veil Brides
"Here's to your perfect weapon,
Crack bones with blind aggression.
Like birds whose wings are broken,
You live without direction."
You'll get rid of your opponents in mere seconds using these weapons and that makes them perfect.

Just Hate Me
P90 / SCAR-20 / G3SG1
Pain
"I dislike you
I wish that you could hate me
Then things would be so easy, just get me off your mind
If the ♥♥♥♥♥ would have a son
Then I would be the one, I am being mean
Like no one's ever been
Just hate me"
These weapons get a lot of hate on the forums, so I think this name suits 'em.

Risen from the Sea
P90 Emerald Dragon
Amon Amarth
"Risen from the sea
The beast of hell is here
He's come to rule the earth
They will obey his power"
I feel that Swedish death metal band described pretty accurately what happens when unfortunate players face chinese sea dragon - P90 Emerald Dragon.

Virus
P90 Virus
Iron Maiden
"There's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
Not state of the art, a serious state of the mind
The muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
A menace to society, a social disease"
Pretty lame way to spend a name tag renaming P90 Virus to Virus, but at least it suits the gun. By the way, Björk has a song with the same name, if you prefer her idea of Virus more than Iron Maiden.

Ride the Lightning
AWP Lightning Strike
Metallica
"Wait for the sign
To flick the switch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Sweat, chilling cold
As I watch death unfold
Consciousness my only friend"
I'd also suggest "Lightning Strikes Twice" by Iron Maiden but sadly it's too long... But Metallica is the best anyway. "I'll take your life from you!"

Painkiller
Desert Eagle
Judas Priest
"Faster than a lazer bullet
Louder than an atom bomb
Chromium plated boiling metal
Brighter than a thousand suns"
Desert Eagle is my best painkiller.

Widowmaker
Nova / XM1014 / Sawed-Off / MAG-7
W. A. S. P.
"The smell of sorrow fills the fields
And lingers in the sky
The littered ground will swallow down
The souls that fill my eyes
I'm the Widowmaker"
A classic name for a shotgun.

Feuer Frei!
P2000 / Glock-18 / P250
Rammstein
"Geadelt ist wer Schmerzen kennt
Vom Feuer das in Lust verbrennt
Ein Funkenstoss
In ihren Scho
Ein heisser Schrei
Feuer frei!"
Fire at will!

Weil es Liebe ist
Glock-18 / USP-S / UMP-45 / MP7 / MP9 / SSG 08 / G3SG1 / AUG / P250
2raumwohnung
"Sei still
Laß uns einfach nur lauschen
Laß uns viel
Vielsagende blicke tauschen
Laß uns liebe
Liebe versuchen
Du versuchst mich
Und ich versuche dich"
Don't play it cool, don't be a fool. Because it is love.

I Luv It
Tec-9
Young Jeezy
"We count hundreds on the table, twenty's on the floor
Fresh outta work and on the way with some more
And I love it"
Any gun "U Luv" actually

Aces High
M4A4
Iron Maiden
"Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again"
Because this gun will get you your aces. Also you may put a sticker of the same name on it.

Sweetwater
SSG 08 Abyss / Blood in the Water
Lake of Tears
"As swaying as tide, bitter and sweet combined
I close my eyes ...
Nothing to fear, there is no evil near
Only you and me
And water sweet, shallow but oh so deep
So very deep
Take me where the sweet water flows
Take me where the winds of spring blow"
So very sweet...

Overkill
Negev
Motörhead (or rather, Metallica)
"Only way to feel the noise
Is when it's good and loud
So good I can't believe it
Screamin' with the crowd"
Because using Negev is a bit of overkill. By the way, Men at Work have a song with the same name and I like it, but it doesn't really fit an LMG.

♥♥♥♥♥
Famas Pulse
Rammstein
"You've got a ♥♥♥♥♥, I have a ♥♥♥♥
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait!"
I believe this German song fits a French-made gun pretty good.

Hooks in You
Gut Knife
Iron Maiden
"Hooks in you, hooks in me, hooks in the ceiling
For that well hung feeling
No big deal, no big sin, strung up on love I
Got the hooks screwed in"
Well, it has a hook alright... By the way, Marillion has a song with the same name and I like it too.

Cuts You Up
Bayonet
Peter Murphy
"No sound to break, no moment clear
When all the doubts are crystal clear
Crashing hard into the secret wind
You know the way it twists and turns
Changing color, spinning yarns
You know the way it leaves you dry
It cuts you up and takes you high"
Any knife actually. If it's sharp, it is. By the way, Static-X has a song with the same name if you like that sort of thing.

Bring Your Daughter
Bayonet Slaughter
Iron Maiden
"So get down on your knees honey
Assume an attitude
You just pray that I'll be waiting
Cos you know I'm coming soon"
Any Slaughter knife. I would totally use a name tag to rename a knife to "Bring Your Daughter... to the Slaughter" but sadly it's too long.

Silent Violence
M4A1-S / USP-S / Any Knife
Six Feet Under
"dying you feel yourself slip away
your dead body will be left, unburied
no one will find you dead"
Song has words about killing with a knife and lyrics are so extreme that 1st time I've heard it I had a cold sweat.