Behold, the Ultimate Truth: BREAD!

Bread is all-powerful. Bread is immortal. Bread never dies. Truly, there is nothing so great, so wondrous, so empowering or.... delicious... as Bread.

"I can do everything through Bread, who gives me strength." -Phillipians 4:13

"There is no fear in love; for perfect love casteth out fear." -John 4:18

"For with Bread, nothing will be impossible." -Luka 1:37


Come, cleanse your sins in the boiling broth of cleanliness! Become one with the almighty, magnificent God of Bread. Let not your soul begone from your body; rather, let it join and entwine with the ultimate Truth. Your body is a temple of grandness; your skin the crust; your flesh the crumbs.