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After I fought in the great war against Bacon, and moved out of my ol' squads base in a deserted island, My friends and I made a base out in Iraq, I being one of the most damaged from that fight, spent most of my times housekeeping and sleeping. One day we traded all of our virginitys for a maid named I DONT KNOW HER FUCKING NAME . One day when all of the squad mates left except for me,her, and two other fellows. The other two were tending to the house while her and I were sitting in one of the squadmate's rooms with her. She looked at me while I asked her for food, and she swiftly replied with "Yes, Master," Goddamn that was the first time someone has ever heard her speak, it was bold, yet with some spark in it, it was kinda sexy. She went down to the kitchen to fetch me some steak, when she came back, she couldn't walk into the door, it was as if she was just floating there, empty, waiting for someone or something to help, I couldn't sit there any longer, but I did, I waited, she ended up making it through and ended up giving me the meat, I ate it very sloppily getting blood everywhere, it was dripping from my face, she just sat there and smiled, she knew that I was turned on. I didnt know if she was just gonna stand there forever, so I asked her for a laptop, "Hey I would like a laptop for my p0rn " she looked at me with the deadest eyes ever, "Y-Yes master!" She fetched a laptop and through it on me, I-I then threw off my clothes, and she took an image of it, it was beautiful, and elegant, she took another picture with my clothes on too, but then the door quickly shook open and the two squadmates were there, they were scared, and confused, we both had a five second period where we just stared at eachother like we were reading our emotions, but then the maid started crying, and thats when they took out a bow, one of the squadmates quickly shot an arrow into my shoulder, i screamed "FUCK" at the loudest I can, it hurt like ass, I grabbed a rifle from next to me and tryed to shoot, then that was when I was shot in the head and was incompacitated, in the corner of my eye though, I see the maid shooting a revolver at the two, but then she was struck, and I never saw her after that, I ended up recovering in a hosplital in New York, when I met this strange man named Louie, He was on top of the hosplital throughing rocks and bricks down, Louie was strange, he wore a tanktop, and some sports glasses, he was with his 14 year old son Ronnie, who appeared to be following in his footsteps, he was talking to some guy Papa on the phone, I felt like I knew him from somewhere. He invited me to his home, when i politely accepted and met his wife Barbara, the wierd thing is, she looked exactly like the maid, except she was from Brooklyn, while I think the maid was Hispanic or Latino or something. But then she was talking about how one of her cousins was shot and killed in Iraq, I knew she was talking about the maid, I stood out of my chair and started talking to Barbara, when she told me where her cousin used to live, but then out of now where BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM Someone just fucking shot at us! I see some man come out of a car when we hide on the patio, he was wearing a pinstripe black suit with a fedora, and had a cigar in his mouth, with many fancy rings, when I see Louie scream out the window, "Hey Papa, go fuck yourself!", with Papa repling "How bout you choke on your fat wife's toe ya cunt!". I was just a mere spectator about this, but then they kept going until Ronnie and Louie both left the house, and started shoving and yelling at Papa, untill Papa eventually hopped in his car and left. A week later, after staying with the family, I eventually decided to go to the maids house... ...in Florida, yes Florida, the family decided to go anyways, so I thought it would be good to go with them, and thats basically right now, im in a car wedged between Ronnie and his dog Doug, writing this on my iPa-OH SHIT I saw the fucking maid in the rear window, well shit, I guess I have to end the story early, so um thats how I met some maid chick, and a Brooklyn family.