Good day to you all, I hope you're having a fine evening! Now, I've set up this message to acknowledge the very desperate need of a new officer. I know what you're thinking, "But Spix, we don't even really use this group much! Why on earth would we need someone to manage and supervise this group if there's no one using it? I'm starting to get the hunch that you're just some raving schitzophrenic who likes talking to himself on the internet!" Well I am here to say that almost all of those statements are in fact correct! Nevertheless, I am hoping to kickstart this community and get it buzzing, and I'm going to need all the help I can get! To sum it all up, if anyone wants to become an officer just shoot me a steam message and you will probably get appointed. Cheers!

Hello, this is your captain speaking. I would like to announce the GRAND OPENING of this group, and it's MONUMENTAL first announcement. Please hold your applause until the end of the presentation. Now I'm not gonna lie, most of my groups end up being a hot steamy pile of failure, so it wouldn't be much of a surprise if this group ended in failure as well. But that's okay. Because, this group isn't intended to be serious, or useful, or "up-to-date". It's kind of like a potato; it's fun to have around, and if it grows roots it's still fun to have around. Not sure where I was going with that simile... OKAY, so the point I'm trying to get across is "HAVE FUN!"
Now here's the moment you've been waiting for! Get your hands ready for some serious clappage because the cybernetic red ribbon has been cut by my glorious captain's scissors!