where are the best places to goon

[zerolyn]

i am a pretty new gooner and i really wanted to know what are the best places to goon from the goon veterans as my parents don't accept me as a gooner and try to get me to therapy everyday,
thanks

[matthew]

hello my beautiful baby goon, do not fret about your parents forbidding gooning, edging, jelqing etc. they are merely uneducated on the topic, i recommend creating a powerpoint surrounding the world of gooning and sitting them down in order to convert them. if this does not work, they are a lost cause and this should be a clear signal for you to run away and live on the streets (where fellow rejected goons reside). they should be avoided in the future at all costs. however, if this does work (which it likely will) then congratulations! goon everywhere! join the goonsesh along with your parents and be free at last as one happy family. hope this helps