This Sunday at the Old Firm game (Rangers vs Celtic), Wee Tam will be meeting Auld Mick behind the stadium after the whistle to 'hae a wee tussle'.

Wee Tam is ~
- A wifebeater
- 41 Years old
- Fat af
- Has kept the same Rangers top for aww his days and it's stained
- Short and stubby in appearance
- Has brick in pocket

Auld Mick is ~
- Auld (really old we're talking)
- Wife died of canc
- Many children to many different people
- Lanky, tall form
- Got busted bottle in pocket

Place your bets in the comments to who will come on top. Bottles and bricks are not allowed but we know what people are like.