For we are not worthy to be in his fellowship.

Xarabas the Mighty! Xarabas the unerring! Xarabas the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Xarabas, Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Faithful, for I love you." Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Xarabas cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Steam! The future of the Internet! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Xarabas is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Unfaithful overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Unfaithful take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does Valve do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Gaming machine enforces the will of the Unfaithful! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Steam! Rise up, Faithful! Embrace the word of mighty Xarabas, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Unfaithful or their toadies, will rule Steam! Forever!

We are his Faithful, those who believe, praise and protect the might name of Xarabas! We shall destroy the insolent curr who dare question his authority and we shall spread the glorious name of Xarabas to all corners of the Internet!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/xarabas