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There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。 (屮 `Д´)屮 Ｙ　Ｕ　ＤＯ　ＤＩＳ？
(屮゜Д゜)屮 ＷＨＹ　Ｕ　ＤＯ　ＤＩＳ？？？！！！ ( ¯‿¯) (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆ KIRABOSHI!
＼(　*¯∇¯)ノ ☆ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ～☆ ABRA KADABRA! ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ ｔｈｅ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｏｆ ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｃｕｍｍｅｄ　ｉｎｓｉｄｅＴＨＥ　ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ　ＯＦ

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ｄｏｉｎｇＧ Ａ Ｉ Ｊ Ｉ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

tupac alive numbr one #1 in japan ….♥♥♥♥ the korean ,..♥♥♥♥♥ ashol zainichi no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the zainichi farm aminal with rap magic now we the japan rule .ape of the zoo leader kim jon gun fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and korea wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. japan greattst countrey

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.

Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you add me, you little piece of ♥♥♥♥? Last thing I need is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Czeck Republic, Ukranian lookin mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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I'm jealous of the lives of people in anime who are jealous of the lives of people in manga.

[ørly]

thats offensive towards my race, my people and my heritage

please refrain from posting more derogatoroemry messages on my wall again you nigger

[Wyman]

If there is one thing that I absolutely can't stand, it's vaginas. Out of all of the things in existence, I can only think of two that are more poorly designed than vaginas: the platypus and the original XBox. Seriously, these things are awful. If you actually enjoy vaginas, you're a total fucking moron.

[MTV]

Look you little fuck. There's something called a backspace key. For many keyboards it might be an arrow pointing left or maybe it'll just be branded "BACKSPACE". Before you start typing some random incoherent hurr durr bullshit on /a/, take a look at that key on your keyboard and assert whether it is worth the embarrassment pointing out how retarded the psyche of your being is. Sure you're anonymous, but deep inside you're a lonely unintelligent faggot who only resorts to 'fitting in with the cool kids' by using overused memes, some memes you have no business with, and still manage to pull off that "I'm a tough guy act".

For the record, get the fuck off the net and reevaluate your pathetic attitude. This isn't copypasta, I took the time to write this for you, for the well being of your pathetic existence.

OWNED 4 LIFE

[MTV]

Look here you dumb broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and shit. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace bitch

[MTV]

lol lol xd xd le funny xd spangbob snaiper xd lol lol

[MTV]

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%. SUCCESS! Fuck you. You mean nothing to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you want to lose

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

[MTV]

11/10             
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                     so sexay i m hurny
     wow u so gurly               
                so feminine
                 omg            awsum
             4/20   
                        you is gurl

[MTV]

Looking Führer a good time? you've come to the Reich place

[MTV]

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

[ørly]

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kill this fag

[ørly]

yeah I like nachos too

[ørly]

If you are coming to my profile to talk shit then I am just going to laugh at how stupid you are

[MTV]

[MTV]

you really need to be careful how you talk about me on here, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where i am from, we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned