STEAM GROUP
The Church of Gabenism GabensChurch
STEAM GROUP
The Church of Gabenism GabensChurch
5
IN-GAME
52
ONLINE
Founded
August 2, 2013
Language
English
Location
United States 
21 Comments
Jun 17, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
gabe newell is a false god
Jun 17, 2024 @ 8:16pm 
you shall have no other gods before Me
Apr 15, 2021 @ 10:15pm 
All hail
Feb 27, 2017 @ 3:41am 
All hail Gaben, all hail Gaben...
Oct 30, 2016 @ 12:55pm 
what is this, hell?! :isaac:
May 28, 2016 @ 9:02am 
Do you have a minute for me to talk about our lord and savior, Gabe Newell?
Jun 6, 2015 @ 8:15pm 
wtf dis ♥♥♥♥
Apr 11, 2015 @ 6:34am 
Once I was blind, until I got an invite from Gabe, our almighty overlord. Now I have seen the light, the light of summer sales.
Dec 6, 2014 @ 11:22pm 
Does anyone want to LARP?:melon:
Nov 28, 2014 @ 7:40pm 
Only sports played on Origin. Sports in real life are fine, if done in moderation.
Nov 26, 2014 @ 7:16am 
Sports are against Gabenism, right?
Aug 3, 2014 @ 2:16am 
Praise Him!
Aug 2, 2014 @ 4:28pm 
100 Members, Praise Gaben!
May 19, 2014 @ 8:58pm 
hi im chickeniqua
Apr 14, 2014 @ 3:38pm 
Even Lucifer bows down to the great Gaben.
Jan 26, 2014 @ 1:19pm 
Praise lord Gaben for all his miracles! (-45%,-60%,-75%,-85%,-90%)
Jan 1, 2014 @ 2:40pm 
gaben i ask only for my sector of thy clan please stop with the discounts my king i am non but a peasent i remember a time when i could buy my children toys and support my wife but ive bought to many games and i have gone into bankruptcy my house is under foreclosier stop the deflation before inflation strikes
Nov 19, 2013 @ 1:32am 
That hair makes Gabe look like Susan Boyle lol.
Aug 16, 2013 @ 4:18pm 
GabeN has blessed us with his divine Episodes. We must offer him food in exchange for another episode!
Aug 10, 2013 @ 11:05pm 
Yes, and for those that used Origins.
Aug 9, 2013 @ 11:00pm 
gaben gave us discounts for our sins