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[Oliver #MAGA]

this reminds me of a few days ago, i was screwing around in a roblox pizza place sim and there was this one 8 year old who took a liking to me. and i mean really, he listened to everything i said and praised me for doing literally nothing. so, i decided to see how far i could take things
long story short i told this kid to climb into the ovens like the little jew he is, and he obeyed without any hesitation. repeatedly he’d jump into that oven, submissively asking me things like “do you like this?” while burning to death and OOFing over and over again- it was beautiful. everyone else in the server actually taking the game seriously was mad at me for being a ♥♥♥♥ manager, but hey what do i care i got to reenact the holocaust with some 8 year old in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza oven lol

[Oliver #MAGA]

Wait a secc how does he know that he's 8 and a boy

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Damnit why did I not save my "Computers can't generate random factors" copypasta? It was self-made!

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That burp reminds me of a day I sent a loud, noisy burp on a Whatsapp group. It was a group of friends assembled mainly by my sister, and I had been there for a while. Everything was quiet. I had eaten an enormous sandwich, and drunk a considerable amount of soda. I unlocked my phone, put the group on, and waited. I waited until I was sure I was holding up enough air to make a loud burp. When I felt I was ready, I started a voice message and burped at the mic. I immediately posted "Top-notch comedy, ladies and gentlemen"

[Oliver #MAGA]

I, as a proud Logan Pauler completely agree we Logan's choices. For one, the man was clearly not wearing any merch and therefore was not a true fan of our Lord and Saviour. Secondly if that Japanese boi was sad, 😞🈲why didn't he just Dab on the haters!!?🤔 Clearly that man is is no way real and therefore his time on the vlog was obviously Logan trying to let him into heaven by being on the video bible; Logan Paul's Vlogs 🙏🙌

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Originally posted by Junko's Son:

I, as a proud Logan Pauler completely agree we Logan's choices. For one, the man was clearly not wearing any merch and therefore was not a true fan of our Lord and Saviour. Secondly if that Japanese boi was sad, 😞🈲why didn't he just Dab on the haters!!?🤔 Clearly that man is is no way real and therefore his time on the vlog was obviously Logan trying to let him into heaven by being on the video bible; Logan Paul's Vlogs 🙏🙌

Please tell me this was made up...

[Oliver #MAGA]

Originally posted by Not Big Surprise:

Originally posted by Junko's Son:

I, as a proud Logan Pauler completely agree we Logan's choices. For one, the man was clearly not wearing any merch and therefore was not a true fan of our Lord and Saviour. Secondly if that Japanese boi was sad, 😞🈲why didn't he just Dab on the haters!!?🤔 Clearly that man is is no way real and therefore his time on the vlog was obviously Logan trying to let him into heaven by being on the video bible; Logan Paul's Vlogs 🙏🙌

Please tell me this was made up...

Yes. It was on a meme subreddit made by a mod.

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Originally posted by Junko's Son:

Originally posted by Not Big Surprise:

Please tell me this was made up...

Yes. It was on a meme subreddit made by a mod.

Oh thank goodness, that gave me a lot of relief.

[Oliver #MAGA]

why do kids nowadays listen to music with so much bass? Back when I was a child, all I heard was my father singing old wartime songs and my mother singing religious, folk, or popular songs from Vietnam (from her generation that is). I just don't understand why kids nowadays want to hear WOP WOP WOP WOB BMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [SOME GIBBERISH] AYE! [YELLING] AYE. TSSSSSSSSSSS BRRRRRAA! WEEEEEEEEEE! [SOME GIBBERISH] It makes sense to balance your music and I do enjoy some bass. I have a subwoofer on my pc to do that kind of stuff and I do enjoy the extra low end, but it shouldn't take over.

[Oliver #MAGA]

Is somebody being stupid? If that is the case, send them this:

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. You emit more stupid on one second than our entire galaxy emits in one year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing on our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment form the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is the epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

[Not Big Surprise]

Thought I should post this here.

Originally posted by Jhörbirn "The Blacksmith":

because conering a guy without let him defend himself and also bloody report him while he cleary said fuck it , is being the salty toxic guys you are, you also done that not for the commiunity but to make your own self feel good and big behind a keyboard , now since as i arleady proved my point if you want talk about this bring it in a chat with me and the others and we talk about this so we close this once and for all because honestly i joined this discussion to partecepaite the game and as you may know i'm allowed like you to express my thoughts and opinion everywhere everytime so i think this is enoght, and sorry to the others if you got to read this shit some people doesn't know really where to bring things up...

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Originally posted by Not Big Surprise:

You were killing them with your primary. You see, you hallucinate about Pyro having a secondary, but in fact he doesn't. Nobody does. There's nothing in this world but Pyro's primaries. And guey are broken noobish gay shit. Because they instakill. Don't you play the range card, cuz I'll play the ur mom card, which validates every fallacy I could've said and invalidates your arguments, as well as doing a super offensive joke.

Purely for the lols.

[Oliver #MAGA]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Crucifixion
Commit stop breathing
Don't give a fuck if I commit wrist knife, bleeding
This is my last resort
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Crucifixion, commit stop breathing
Don't give a fuck if I commit wrist knife, bleeding
Do you even care if I commit die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I commited die tonight
Chances are that I might
Not feeling so good outta sight
And I'm contemplating sewer slide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my despacito spider
No love for myself
And no love for another.
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and dame tu cositas
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Crucifixion
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if i commit wrist knife, bleeding
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If tomorrow the school die
Chances are that It might
Despacito outta sight
And I'm contemplating sewer slide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright

[Not Big Surprise]

Originally posted by Flawless Wings of Samjoko:

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Crucifixion
Commit stop breathing
Don't give a fuck if I commit wrist knife, bleeding
This is my last resort
Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Crucifixion, commit stop breathing
Don't give a fuck if I commit wrist knife, bleeding
Do you even care if I commit die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I commited die tonight
Chances are that I might
Not feeling so good outta sight
And I'm contemplating sewer slide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my despacito spider
No love for myself
And no love for another.
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and dame tu cositas
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Crucifixion
No breathing
Don't give a fuck if i commit wrist knife, bleeding
Would it be wrong?
Would it be right?
If tomorrow the school die
Chances are that It might
Despacito outta sight
And I'm contemplating sewer slide
'Cause I'm losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright
Nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on
Living this way
Nothing's alright

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life
Come on!
Always look on the right side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

So, always look on the bright side of death
A-just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life

C'mon Brian, cheer up!

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

[Oliver #MAGA]

I have found the greatest insult in history...

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That guy must hate donkeys...