THE FUN LEVELS WILL BE AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, I SHALL ACQUIRE MY YO-YO, HAMMER AND OTHER OBJECTS OF FUN!!!

[initiating group joining process]
"hello fellow brethren, I wish to acquire a 'cutie mark' from life experiences so as to align myself to a field and/or branch of labor, salutations"

HELLO AND AGAIN,WELCOME TO THE CUTIE MARK ACQUISITION SWEETIE BOT AIDED ENRICHMENT PROGRAM

HUG

SET PHASERS TO HUG!

Why not break this machine too

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Greetings.

I support being a test subject. o:

Subject ponies are best ponies

Rawr