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#1 shitposters, 3 years running.



くコ:彡[static.tumblr.com]
くコ:彡~[i.imgur.com]

1. Shitpost
2. Be autistic
3. Post advertisements
4. Shitpost
5. D̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ Post lewd squids
6. Obey Emperor Squid
7. Shitpost
8. Send me lewd squids
9. Drink my special ink surprise
10. Shitpost

REMOVE INKLING GIRL remove inkling girl
you are worst squid. you are the girl idiot you are the squid smell. return to sea. to our sea cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the dock….ahahahaha ,we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole inkling girl stink sqhipere shqipare..squid genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead inkling girl..ahahahahahINKLING GIRL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .squid we kill the cruiser , squid return to your precious dock….hahahahaha idiot squid and girl smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE INKLING GIRL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught.

I sexually identify as a squid. Ever since I was a normal human being I dreamed of splatatatataing the world and inking it up. People message me saying that I should stop playing games for kids, but I don't care, I bet they're not even lvl 10 in Splatoon. I have a spam script that writes "SPLATATATATATA" using each of my CSGO alt accounts, spams multiple Steam profiles for me, and hides my IP address behind several proxies all at the same time. From now on I want you guys to call me "くコ:彡" and respect my right to roll and cover and charge and fire needlessly. If you report me you're just mad because you don't have a Wii U.

"What’s absolutely baffling is that someone said word for word “Witcher 3 should represent oppressed minorities!”.
Bitch. Last I heard, Poland has been more oppressed than your shitty ass country. Fucking Americans. Do you know nothing outside your own borders? Seriously. What the fuck?
The Polish are an oppressed minority, you little shit. They have been for far longer than your shitty country. Are you telling me THAT POLISH PEOPLE were NOT OPPRESSED BECAUSE THEY’RE WHITE? OH. LET’S JUST IGNORE THE COMMUNISTS FUCKING OVER THE POLISH. LET’S IGNORE THE GERMAN INVASION OF POLAND -BECAUSE THEY’RE WHITE-.
The Polish have witnessed more hardships than your country. THE FUCKING BALLS YOU MUST HAVE TO CLAIM SUCH NONSENSE. The shit that Poland has been through is more recent than your “AMURRICAN OPPRESHUNS!”. Jesus fucking Christ. When was the last time the United States was bullied around by other countries? The 1800s? Fucking hell. "

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