To commemorate the most infamous meme in Warband history, created by BP and Hamor and promulgated through the community through members of the VG and old native players alike.




1: don't ever discuss money around women. Not how much you make, not what you do, not what you're worth.

2: don't ever offer to pay for anything. She probably just by speaking to you has figured out you're in the upper demographic, maybe from what you wear, maybe the car you drive, massive because you swipe that card a little too casually.

3: no gifts. If she asks drop her.

4: no 'emergency handouts'. Couldn't make rent? Not my problem. Need something for class? Not my problem. I need a morning after pill? You'll pay me back 'or we split it'

5: modesty. Don't flaunt what you have. Ever. Advertising external value excess damages your position, defaulting it to provider. Advertise only internal value excess.

6: everything is a contract. The world wants to eat you, if your relation is landing you a net loss, 'like a business deal' note how it happened