I like docking

and my name aint even michael

it only took me 5 years

trust me when you fire this game up your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts are gonna start quakin buddy your little nuts are gonna be qúak̡in

Y̔͜Eͬ͐̚ẢͪH͑͐͐

Y͗̇ͥE̔͆ͩA̿ͩ̊H̨͌͛

Yͥ̄͊É̌̒Ǎͫ̌A̾̋̚A̽̅̀H͛͂̇

Y̍͛̒Oͪ̌̈҉͈̫͔U̎ͯ̓R͌͊̇҉̬͇̜E͐͆̚ ͮ̅̋G̍̆ͫO̊ͦ̐N͊̊͗N̑͛ͫ҉̙͕̗A̓̓̓ ͤ̈ͭ҉̪͔̤S̒͛̅Hͬͯ̅O̽̔̇҉̶̛͜O̿̽̈́T̐̽́ ͩ̔̈́C̓͂ͪU̍ͫͯ҉̣͈͝M͆̇̐

youre gonna shoot Ĥ̄ͮO͆̀̓҉̧̡̩Tͯͮͩ ͨ̐̚C͂̾ͮU͌̑͂Mͣ̀ͨ

Eͩ̃VERYWHERE

and thats a thats a promise thats a promise folks thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise right there youre gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOT JIZZ all over your computer all over your mechanical keyboard and your razor mouse i swear to god that you will bust a nut the first time you play

thats my money back gurantee if you dont bust a nut the first time you play message me

it only took me 4 years

haha

We must all shout at once to all michaels "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

This world is filled to the brim with michaels. We need to come up with a slogine "DEATH TO MICHAELS!"

Dude like are there like totally seriously like michaels in here man like jeez, i cant stand those michaels. Finally a club for me!