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[Kuranosuke]

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[Kuranosuke]

"Take off your pants and your panties, shit on the floor, time to get schwifty in here."
Rick Sanchez

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Roudydogg1]

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[Iji, PhD™]

It’s in theater now...coming this summer:

Two brothers, in a van,
And then a meteor hits,
And they ran as fast as they could from giant cat monsters,
And then a giant tornado came and that’s when things got knocked into 12th gear.
A Mexican armada shows up with weapons made from tomatoes.
And you'd better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.
In: ALIEN INVASION TOMATO MONSTER MEXICAN ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE JUST REGULAR BROTHERS RUNNING IN A VAN FROM AN ASTEROID AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS THE MOVIE.

Hold on, these’s more...
Old women are comin’ and they’re also in the movie,
And they’re gonna come and cross attack these two brothers,
But let’s get back to the brothers because they’re, they have a strong bond.
You don’t want to know about it here, but I’ll tell you one thing:
The moon, it comes crashing into earth and what do you do then?

It’s two brothers and it…and..and they’re gonna…it’s called TWO BROTHERS. It's just called Two Brothers…

[Kuranosuke]

*Yawn* I hate Mumumundunsdays, and I could really could go for some enchiladas
*Gazorpazorpfield Gimme my darn enchiladas!*
Hey Jon it's me Gazorparzorpfield
boy, f**k you Jon, f**king dumb, stupid, idiot.
Come on gazorpazorpfield go easy on me huh?
Dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uhhh... Guilt, white-guilt, milquetoast, piece of Human Garbage.
Geez gazorpazorpfield, that's... you know, you're pretty mean to me but that takes the cake!
I don't give a f**k, I'm gazorpazorp-f**king-field, Bitch! Now give me my f**king enchiladas!

[Protagonist]

And thats the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the news goes.

[Kuranosuke]

RICK TICKY TACKY BEEEYAYOUTCH