Best KND quotes

[Cool Frog]

Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation B.E.A.C.H./Operation U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [to Numbuh 5 after Numbuh 4 went into the sandcastle by catapult] So, uh, you next?
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: Are you *nuts*? I'm going through the front door.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [Follows her] Eh, works for me.

Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [in unison] Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation R.A.B.B.I.T./Operation F.L.U.S.H.
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 2, if we don't get that rabbit back, those first graders won't survive until their parents pick them up. Now, are you ready?
Numbuh 2: Pfft. Ready for lunch.
[Numbuh 5 glares at him]
Numbuh 2: Joking, I'm joking!

Numbuh 5: Dipping bunnies in a chocolate volcano? Heiney's gone cocoa crazy! We're gonna need a plan.
Numbuh 2: I got a plan.
Numbuh 5: Good idea. You go distract Heinrich, and I'll grab the rabbit!
Numbuh 2: Distract? Huh, I'm going in for some of that chocolate.
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation P.I.N.K.-E.Y.E./Operation K.A.S.T.L.E.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Man, that King Sandy's got weird taste in girls.
[Numbah 3 hits him with her weapon as the screen goes black]
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow!
[Numbah 2 is hit again]
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Ow! What'd YOU hit me for?
Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Nothin'.

Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [in a detective narrative] I was in my office enjoying a delicious slice of Nurse Claiborne's apple crumble when *she* came in. Her voice was like a thousand violins...
Numbuh 86: [screeching] Hoagie Gilligan!
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: ...Being played by a monkey.
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E./Operation L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: You better save some room, Delightful Dorks, 'cause you're gonna eat your words along with that cake!
Nigel Uno: Um... we don't let them eat the cake.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Oh... uh, provided we let you eat the cake, which we're not gonna do!
Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5: [sympathetically] Man, you need to work on that.

Nigel Uno: [after hearing Numbuh 2's idea] That... is... *brilliant*!
Nigel Uno: [next scene, eggs are in his room] This... is... *stupid*! You put a kajillion eggs in my room?
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: Well, I wasn't gonna put them in *my* room.
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation I.T.
Numbuh 1: [about being the Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door] Some people like Numbuh 100, Numbuh 274, like you, were made for this job. You're smart, organized, and you know just when it's time to take a cookie break. Sure it's hard, but I'll bet that's what makes it exciting for you. I'd hate to see you give that up.
Numbuh 362: Thanks Nigel, but no thanks. I think I'm done.

Numbuh 362: [Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 are trying to reach Father, but are stopped by a wall of broccoli] One... way... into... room...
[she begins eating through the broccoli, much to Numbuh 1's revulsion]
Numbuh 1: Rachel! No! It's suicide! Oh, at least put some cheese on it!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation C.A.R.A.M.E.L./Operation M.O.O.N.
Numbuh 2: Heeey, Numbuh 5, who's your friend? Ooh, what a fox!
[Numbuh 2 is referring to a girl who bears an uncanny resemblance to Heinrich]
Numbuh 5: This is Henrietta von Marzipan. She's an old friend of mine.
Henrietta Von Marzipan: I must now go to help undo the wrongs I have done. Thanks for not giving up on me, Abigail. Until we meet again! Auf wiedersehen!
Numbuh 5: Be good, Heiney!
[realization finally hits Numbuhs 1, 2 and 3 and they gag in disgust]
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: G.H.O.S.T./Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E.
Numbuh 1: [the Kids Next Door are investigating a crash at a seaside location; while Numbuh 1 is taking it seriously, the others are acting like they're at the beach] Aren't you guys forgetting something?
Numbuh 3: Oh, yeah. Sunblock!
Numbuh 1: [sarcastically, not knowing that Numbuh 86 has just arrived and is walking up behind him] That's just great! Go ahead. Put on sunblock! Let's soak up some rays. Oh, hey! I've got an idea! Let's completely forget about investigating this stupid crash and go frolicking in the ocean instead. Ooh! Maybe afterwards we can go and get some yummy funnel cakes and pizza on the boardwalk!
Numbuh 86: What? Funnel cakes and pizzas?
Numbuh 1: N-n-no, 86, n-n-no, no sir - uh, I mean ma'am, sir. I... I mean, I... I... I thought...
Numbuh 86: Thinking is what you boys never do!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L./Operation F.E.R.A.L.
Numbuh 3: [when it seems that Numbuh 1 is permanently ape-ified] Now Numbuh 1 will be like that forever and we'll never know the code!
Numbuh 2: I don't get it. What's so important about this dumb code?
Numbuh 86: What's so important? The Rainbow Monkey Corporation is having a contest, and whoever breaks the Super-Happy Code of Sharing wins a free... keychain!
Numbuh 1: [furious] A keychain? You mean to tell me that I risked my life, endangered my team, and spent valuable Kids Next Door resources so you could win a stupid keychain? Being a Kids Next Door operative is serious business! It's not a stupid keychain hunt! I mean...
[Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5 hug him, glad that he's back to normal]
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation C.A.K.E.D.-F.I.V.E.
Numbuh 5: [talking on a communicator; she, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 86 and Numbuh 19th Century are in a room where the floor is made of cake] Come in, Numbuh 2. We need a way out of here now!
Numbuh 2: On it! I'm checking blueprints now. Found it. It looks like you guys are directly above me. Stop where you are and lick the floor.
Numbuh 19th Century: Doesn't that seem a trifle unhygeist?
Numbuh 5: [grabbing Numbuh 19th Century and throwing him onto the floor] Shut up and lick!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T./Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A.
Nigel Uno: We can't leave Numbuh 5's side for a minute.
[pause]
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: I'm hungry!
Nigel Uno: Let's go get some of Mr. Lincoln's cookies!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E./Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T.
Numbuh 4: Go in *there*? No way!
Numbuh 2: Yeah. That doghouse is haunted! They say you can hear the ghosts of dogs howling in there at night!
Numbuh 5: Who is they?
[Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 point at each other]
Numbuh 5: Figures.
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation: R.E.P.O.R.T./Operation: B.R.I.E.F.
Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4: Their power levels are off the charts! I'm gonna have to get some bigger charts!
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Codename: Kids Next Door: Operation B.U.T.T./Operation T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G.
Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.: [crossly] Have fun, old friend.
Nigel Uno: Huh? Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban: [sobbing] Good bye Numbah One!
[continues sobbing]