Yar har me crew mateys! We got us a brand new shipment o' toys in which to trick our enemies! Just in from glorious Mother Russia, we got the newest prototype in state o' the art tech! They be kittens with landmines instead of faces! Sure, they may look like a pirate's best friend from behind, but that won't stop it from explodin' yer behind! Make great gifts fer them pesky things the natives call "chilluns!" Get yerself a batch today!


*Available to all current crew members.

**While supplies last

Aaaarrggghhh there be gamedevs afoot! Aye, one of ye crewmates be a bonafided developer, and as such ye best be treatin' him with respect! This man be a craftsman of the highest caliber, and we should all be thankful to have 'em aboard!

Here ye do what ye want because a pirate is free! Feel free to rape, pillage, murder, and generally do as you wish here! Or, if you feel like raining on our parade like Eric The Swabbie, you could post an actual discussion topic. About anything! (I'll give ye some advice though, don't be like Eric.) Rejoice and make merry!