The Kingdom has spread to vast new beginnings. To where? We dont know. A bright future is ahead of us gentlemen. We must embrace every bit of it. Together...we can endure anything. Not even the greasiest of wars nor the tightest of vaginas can withhold us from achieving true greatness
~His Lordship and Majesty The King

I would like to announce the departure of our dear freinds and top agents Ironroad and Symbol with Porkman close behind. They will be departing for the glorious rich lands of tarpits, hicks and fake cowboys. Theyve lost theyre way but they hear tell that theres a heaven in Alberta where theyv got all hell for a basment.

Id like to formally announce the begininning of the Summer of Sluttery to all members and especially one red assed member. Also Im not going to pretend tounderstand this retredded summer sale summer adventure gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam has got going on so participate if you want to but remember. Your representing the group. GO GREEN TEAM ♥♥♥♥♥!

As the King and head administrator to this group i would like to announce the spread and infection of thee Red Plague. All group events are postponed untill further notice.

It is with great sadness and heavy heartedness that I announce the passing of three lives in the great Fort Negro. Earlier today around 5:30 AM three lives parished in a fire created by unknown cuase. Only one survived and is currently residing in the infirmary. We must take time out of our small days to honor these individuals.