Today is a historic day frenlies. I, Cookie, your fren, am running for admin for TP! VERY FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TPLY!!!!!!!!!! TP has been struck by unfrenliness for too long!!!!!!!! TP players are in shambles, crying in their beds, eating out of the garbage out of despair, punching holes in their walls of their parent's basements. NO LONGER! Cookie is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to help all of you out of your unfrenly situations by bringing frenliness and baggingness to TP!! Come out of your parent's basement, fix your walls and VOTE FOR COOKIE!!!!!!! A VOTE FOR COOKIE IS A VOTE FOR A FRENLIER TP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FELLOW FRIENDLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now is the time to go and help friendlies in Ukraine! Friendly Reg will be sending out plane tickets for the Donbass region in Ukraine! Very friendly! We will all go and fight for our friendlies in Ukraine and eastern Europe! Refreshments of Freddys Burgers and french fries will be provided so don't miss it!

P.S: If you try to retreat you will be shot on sight! Very friendly! Don't be a traitor!

Hello frenlies, it is me, Cookie. I have an announcement to make! Before that I want to say that there are certain people looking to join our super duper duper super duper super duper super friendly reg. There is one tiny winy tiny winy tiny winy tiny problem with that. If you want to be in the friendly reg there is one trait you have to have. And that trait.............IS TO BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FRENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want to join and your k/d is positive that is NOT FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only Myself and grandpa can have positive k/d ratios because we are protecting friendlies and can tell if people are friendly or not just by looking at them! We are not killing randomly! But if you did so that would be very unfriendly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is NOTHING that me or grandpa could do wrong or be unfriendly because whatever we do is friendly since we are the head of the friendly reg and we do what we do to protect fellow frenlies and allies(Herberts). Also any herberts that want to defect from the Herbert Reg to the Friendly Reg have to wait 1 year to join. Not only that, they must be supervised by myself and grandpa for that year period. If you change your tags to add a regiment, that year will restart and you will have to do everything all over again. You can also pay 1 million dollars to me and grandpa if you want to continue and not start over. You also have to put your hands together(pray) and shake back and forth for 10 minutes straight saying sorry once per second to atone for your most unfrenly act of changing your tags and betraying our frenly trust! Now if you decide to keep your tags constant(NO REG TAGS) throughout the year, good. That is one requirement met to being a full fledged friendly reg frenly fren! Another requirement is you can't kill frenlies or randoms! If you do that year will be reset no matter what!!!!!!!!! Another requirement is that you ALWAYS bag when you see a fellow frenly OR a herbert OR someone with a funny face. If they don't bag back, KEEP bagging! You will eventually overcome them with friendliness and they will bag too! Very friendly! Also on the topic of gibbing frenly kisses, you MUST(NOT AN OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) give frenly kisses to ALL friendlies when you first see them in a match. After that it is up to your discretion whether to gib more kisses! However the only exception is that if another player(Whether frenly, or herbert, or random) gives you a kiss, you MUST return kisses!!!! Now as for people with default faces, walk up to them and kick them to make them look at you. Once they see your frenly face that will cause them to change their face so it isn't a default one! If they don't respond to your kicks then kick them periodically throughout the match if you see them to remind them of their default face being most unfrenly! Very defaultfacely!!!! Now assuming you follow all of these rules for 1 year, and after multiple bagging interviews with Myself and Grandpa, we will award you with entrance into the most elite, most bagging, most friendly reg ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Afterwards you are required to follow all the above rules and more!!!! Now back to that announcement. The announcement is...........IM FRENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The chadsters and their reg have accused our fellow friendlies of non-friendly behavior across the 38th parallel. They bagged over the line on the dmz and the friendlies will not stand for it!!! This is an act most unfriendly! I can not Bleeive it that Chad and his cronies would violate friendlies in such a way by spouting their unfriendly propaganda! The friendly reg must bag like never before to protect the territory and their sovereignty. We must gather the friendly forces to protect our bagging way of life. God bless the troops and God bless the Friendly reg in their righteous war against the clan of Chad

(FRIENDLY REG DECLARES DEFENSIVE WAR AGAINST CHAD!)

P.S.: BLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember fellow friendlies! this is a defensive war! we shall not attack any chadsters who do not attack friendlies. We take prisoners and will treat them like friendlies until they prove to us otherwise!

Good luck troops and remember A bag a day keeps the traitors at bay!

P.P.S: all friendlies will receive their daily rations of freddies burgers and fries as well as one pancheros burrito.

CHADISH COMRADES!

Today after many years of a hard struggle we were able to establish diplomatic Relations to the the friendly Reg. I personally spoke to the Leader of the Friendlys "Friendly_Cpt_Cookie" about the different goals of our people and the threaths in this world. And we found an Agreement. Behind all the missery on Tropical Paradise and behind all the wars is one Enemy that hides in the darkness. Its a group of people that feel everywhere at home. Today they are at Chadlin and tomorrow they are in another City. Its the international j****h clique!!!!!!!
And these people fought over the last years against our goal to achieve freedom for all chadlings with all their weapons. But not even banning our party for 2 times could stop us.
Now these people found a new way to damage our people and future. They rallied behind a strong power in this world. The Badmins!!!! A group of criminals surpressing people all over Tropical Paradise.
But when the j****h clique and the Badmins are able again to throw our people in a great war then the Result wont be the a bolshevistic world and the Victory of the J**s, it will be the Destruction of the j****h people and their race in Tropical Paradise!!!
At this Point "Friendly_Cpt_Cookie" and me decided to sign a non agression treaty and and a Pact of friendliness between our People so that future generations wont have to fight a war of destruction.

HEIL THE FRIENDLY REG AND HEIL CHADLAND!!!!!!!

Signed by : Leader Chad