What it means to be in the Cult of Squidward

[Too Swole To Control]

So many people ask me what it's like to be in the grand Cult of Squidward. My usual response is "Nipples, need I titty more?" and they usually accept it as a fine dignified answer, however someone recently came up to me and demanded a full explanition of how I felt being in this Cult my answer was as followed "Young boy I want you to think of the most glorious thing you can think of and then add the process of masturbating to Squidward with it." the boy responded with "Oh Grand leader of all that is Titty please take me under your wing" I then took the boy out for ice cream, bought him a prostitute and after all that sold him into slavery where he would be molested for years to come only to rescue him and then sacrafice him to our Cult Leader Squidward. Amen.