"You can double. Triple stack them. And watch your family attack them!"
- Billy Mays

A few days ago I was having a barbecue with some friends. I decided to bring a Big City Slider Station to the event, and I naturally thought of our fallen leader: Lord Mays. Upon thinking of this great man, I broke down and began sobbing inexorably. I just couldn't stop. Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥' monsters began to point and laugh at me. They called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' troglodyte. Some friends they were, huh? That's why I joined this group, to discuss the lord's greatness with other understanding individuals.

RIP BILLY MAYS
28th June 2009
Never Forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KBXcpJfmj4

AHHH!!! It's time to press and cry for me once more. Am has big pain. Why am big sad? Halp.

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MJ SUCKS BM RULES!! :D

But he still selled 'em.

I can't believe there are more members in a Billy Mays group than a Michael Jackson group O_o. He just advertised products...

too bad Obama didn't die instead of Billy Mays.

R.I.P. Billy

God Bless Billy Mays :(

that is slightly terrifying....

o.o

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BILLY MAYS WATCHES YOU SLEEP

R.I.P. Billy Mays :(

RIP BILLY MAYS ! I'M ON THE BALL

*Doffs hat* I hope he never comes back as a zombie. We'd be too busy trying to buy some Oxiclean or Orangeglow to defend ourselves.

a salute to Billy Mays: The greatest commertial salesman who ever lived...;(

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Billy Mays will start his afterlife saying "Hi Billy Mays here

Well.... no more oxy clean detergent...

Vince must've sprayed Orange Glo in Billy's Big City Slider station. RIP Billy, and may you eat as many Billy Burgers as you can make up there.

May Mighty Putty hold you together in heaven our sweet prince..

(I DEMAND BILLY MAYS TO ATTEMPT TO SELL SOMETHING TO ME IN AFTERLIFE..)

baibai MJ/BM

he was a great guy

i think i know why billy mays died its all gods work

billy mays is going to heaven to save baby jesus from michael jackson

:'( a tear shed for those lost

HIDE YOUR CELEBERTIES! THere Dieing like Crazy~ D:, RIP: Billy mays. :C

Seriously, why Billy? He was the greatest salesman ever.

Kill MJ again, JUST NOT BILLY!

Shame to see him die. But he jsut got a whole new group of custoemrs, go sell you random ♥♥♥♥ to the Gods now good knight of Pitchmen.

Billy mays :C Why him?

Billy Mays had a son, he loved his job too. I wish I could get his stuff in europe.

Rest in Peace Billy. What a great man.

I can understand Jackson dying, but why Billy Mays. What did he ever do to deserve such a fate? Alas, this was the card fate had delt him. May he forever sell his products in the afterlife.