I, the great and powerful king, request that all of my loyal subjects (you) go demo and start killing as many soliders as possible. Only in time will the infinite wisdom behind my decision be revealed.

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3225

The King has decreed, on this day, the 7th day of August, in the two thousand and ninth year of the common era, that much 2fort shall be played on the server of Doorman, and fun shall be had by all.