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Lmao turning cross-play actually works

I was thinking about buying this game. Honestly, it sounds kinda silly. Imagine: like a real trucker cruising around the world in a tuned-up Scania, then coming home and playing a trucking simulator on your PC. Or a construction worker who spends hours on a building sim at home… You get the idea. But I was curious: can you actually prepare for working in a kitchen by playing this game? Like how I took psychology courses during COVID, then worked with kids for half a year — and now I want to see if I can get ready for my first real kitchen job?
I thought: maybe it will look something like this...
There are two guys at the reception:
— Hello! I want to get a job as a sous-chef at your five-star hotel.
— Cool! Where did you work before? Can you give us a recommendation?
— I played «Cooking Simulator» by «Big Cheese Studio». Here’s my Steam ID.
— 291 achievements out of 302?
— Yeah. We’re aiming for three Michelin stars.
And behind them, the receptionist whispers:
— We're taking him.
And I know: if you do that — you’re kind of an idiot. Because when you get into an actual kitchen after that game — everything will be wrong.

Look at these screenshots — everything’s off.
The cutting board on the slippery surface — wooden, in one color palette: they put pans on it, make preps from veggies, fruits, meat, and fish. But if the board is for meat or fish — wooden, it’s almost like disposable: you need to treat it separately because wood fibers can get into the food. And wood absorbs smells really well — ruining the taste of dishes. Cooking is all about balancing flavors and aromas! You wouldn’t let an artist use the wrong palette, right? You might fudge it — but that’s a crime against the craft. Plus, over time, the board warps (cracks), becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and cross-contamination — leading to food poisoning.
Different colors of boards are used for different ingredients and they need to be signed. I’m — colorblind and struggle to tell red from blue or yellow. Red for meat; yellow for poultry; blue for seafood.
Knives aren’t just lying around! They’re stored in wooden sheaths on slippery surfaces. Wood is full of bacteria! These knives are bound to fall. If you drop something on the floor — you must wash your hands (takes a minute). And handwashing is mandatory every hour or after any contact outside your work zone.

Firefighters have to pass speed running, fire extinguishing, and physical fitness tests to join the fire brigade; police shoot guns; and cooks have to pass a hand-washing speed test and a stress-resistance test. It looks like this: there’s an assistant standing nearby — there's a person with a stopwatch. You start washing your hands. UP TO THE ELBOWS! That’s important! They turn Queen radio on so loud you can’t hear yourself think; someone behind your back yells: «Hurry... up with those hands! Your carrot is burning! Orders are piling up on the floor!» You look at their face… It’s only been three seconds — and sweat is already pouring down.

Empty spaces what are we living for..?

Abandoned places — I guess we know the score...

On and on, does anybody know what we are looking for...

— WHAT’S IN THE “Tuscan Tomato Sauce Pomarola”?
— What?!?
The assistant repeats:
— I’M ASKING WHAT’S IN THE “Tuscan Tomato Sauce Pomarola”?!

Another hero, another mindless crime...

— THE FIRE IS ON!!! FIRE!!!

Behind the curtain, in the pantomime...

— 1.5 kilograms of plum tomatoes…
— What’s 1.5 kilograms? How many servings are you planning? How do you measure that?? Did grandma write you that recipe??
— FIRE!!! DO YOU HEAR?!?
— No… my grandma passed away long ago.
— THAT’S GREAT! She won’t see her grandson’s shame. NOW DON’T CRY!
— I'm not crying. It's just water from my eyes.…

Hold the line, does anybody want to take it anymore...

— WASH YOUR HANDS FASTER! The show must go on!
— Inside my heart is breaking... My make-up may be flaking. But my smile still stays on... Whatever happens.
— DID I ALLOW YOU TO STAND AND SING??
— NO, SIR!

Now breathe out and get back to work in the kitchen.

The trash bin is too high and placed very close to the table.
In these screenshots, you see raw red meat next to hot pans or already cooked burgers. But here’s an important note (besides chaos): don’t bring dynamite or light fires there!

1. How do you clean a grill oven? There are no edges or drains! After each shift, remove old oil, re-season with oil.
2. The stoves 2025. Better put in electric or induction instead!
3. Above the gas stove there’s a shelf with metal cans… which shouldn’t be there! Spices stored improperly or even spilling into food.
4. There’s sunflower oil, probably rice oil, olive oil… walnuts oil? But walnuts aren’t suitable for frying! They’re better used in sauces or salad dressings. The flavor is intense and oily; adding them directly to hot pans is basically culinary crime. Please, don’t add nut oils before cooking! And the fact that oils are sitting on the hot stove...
And as my teacher would do in this situation: he’d gather all the cooks in the kitchen, look at the brand, country of origin of oil, and together, as a whole crew, we’d sing a farewell song. Depending on where this oil came from and the religion of that country, we would bid farewell to these five bottles with all due respect: like Christians, Muslims, Jews, or Buddhists—and bury them somewhere nearby, in a garden. There, the person responsible for this murder would say their words: Why, did he put oil on the stove and thereby ruin it? And of course, the entire burial ceremony would be paid for by the culprit. And he will go to the store.

To sum up my thoughts: you shouldn’t use this game to improve your skills or get some kind of qualification. But if you still decide to do it anyway — well, you little bastard. Just know!

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...and get into a real kitchen.

why is this in eu4 news feed, it is about the sequel, so not related directly to eu4?

引用自 Soloplayer2025：

You don't need a cord jack

I just asked 901 the same.... show me the way... lol

引用自 Gaius Octavius：

If you're looking for more of a 'life simulation' experience, Sims 2 is much better. Sims 3 and Sims 4 mainly benefit from improved Build Mode and Create-a-Sim features.
Back in 2014, EA gave away the entire Sims 2 series as an 'Ultimate Collection' for free. I still play that version to this day, although you need to tweak a few settings to get it running properly on modern systems. Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with the Legacy Edition.

Inzoi still feels far too empty. The graphics are beautiful, building is fun, and creating Zois is really well done. BUT! The life simulation itself lacks depth and progression. Even Sims 1 is ahead of Inzoi in that regard. The developers seriously need to improve the core gameplay instead of releasing a DLC nobody asked for. I ended up requesting a refund because I got bored after a very short time. But its EA. So, it could be better in future.

Appreciate you laying it out like that, that’s the kind of honesty I was looking for. What gets me is these fanboys acting like the game’s already perfect. Truth is, all that blind cheerleading can hurt the devs more than help. If nobody’s willing to point out what’s missing, then nothing’s ever gonna change.

It’s like building a house and pretending the walls don’t have holes in ‘em just because the paint looks nice. Sure, it’ll look good for a minute, but it ain’t gonna stand strong. Same with this game graphics and building are fine, but if the life sim part’s still hollow, that needs to be said loud and clear.

That’s why I keep pushing back. Folks drowning out real criticism might just be the reason this thing never reaches its full potential.

引用自 Yurgir：

Sadly wont happen

Ahh oke

引用自 57th AngryHatter：

Devs were fired 2022.
No more INS.

Why did they get fired?

maybe use the discord that was made for that purpose

没血没蓝的话就进背包界面把头盔脱了再穿回去，妈妈再也不怕我打BOSS没蓝了

I love the improvements you guys already made for this game. Can you please slow down the refuelling proces? I've never seen a quick refuelling like that before! I know we live in the fast lane but please, make it a bit more realistic with time tables. Like the days and nights, they go by way to fast. Slow down that clock please. Keep up the good work chaps!

ohh.... thats ... unfortunatly bad understanding on my side.
what is the fastest way to get my mules to forgotten gods for money tranfer then?
HC only btw