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why isn't there a "no tinnitus sounds" option in accessibility like for horizon?
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just another troll-o-rama
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ищу альтушку в дс
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KAZAKH PEEK | Ildar_kazahstan
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My Review Has Been Deleted At Least THREE Times.
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Please Add Turkish to Permafrost
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CS2 not opening
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Valve Announces Complete Shutdown of Counter-Strike 2

Bellevue, WA – August 14, 2025 –
After careful consideration, several cups of coffee, and one very intense game of office ping-pong, Valve has decided to completely shut down Counter-Strike 2 effective September 1, 2025.

While CS2 was launched with the intention of being “the next evolution” of competitive FPS gaming, we underestimated the sheer power of our player base’s ability to find bugs, abuse smoke grenades in ways that defy physics, and send us screenshots of every single misaligned pixel on Inferno.

“Honestly, it’s exhausting,” said a visibly tired Gabe Newell while attempting to reload a real-life spray can. “We thought Source 2 would fix everything. Turns out, we just made the guns shinier.”

In place of CS2, Valve will launch Counter-Strike: Text Adventure Edition, a fully narrative-driven experience where players type commands like “PEEK CORNER” and “BUY AK-47” into a terminal window. This should resolve any and all netcode complaints, since there will be no graphics, servers, or actual shooting.

As a token of appreciation, every current CS2 owner will receive:

A free Half-Life 3 pre-pre-alpha screenshot (blurred for your safety)

A lifetime supply of digital chicken noises from Mirage’s B site

A collectible “I Survived CS2” badge for their Steam profile

Thank you for your years of support, your memes, and your unwavering ability to blame the loss on your teammates.

– The Valve Team

Valve shutting it all doooown no more cs2
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looking for butterfly
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lets count until we get chapter 2
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