kannst du mir helfen?

[D4rk]

I don't understand the Deutsche language! Why is it for example "ich will dich ficken" (i will you ♥♥♥♥) and not "ich will ficken dich" (i will ♥♥♥♥ you) IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

[D4rk]

I know that! But i'm just trying to make sense of it as i'm hopefully going to be moving there next year for university so i would like to have a basic understanding :)

[Cathulhu]

Because Grammar is different for each language. It's just how it works.

[D4rk]

If i went to Germany with english Grammar would i still be slightly understndable? For example would "wo da ist ein wille da ist ein weg" be okay for "wo ein wille ist ist auch ein weg" ?

[Wolfpig]

I would guess that the most people will understand what you mean, even if some words might be at the wrong order.
It is the same with english when people who are not fluent in that language write stuff, in most cases you would understand what they want too, or not ;)

[D4rk]

Thank you for that hahaha everytime i try it i feel like i have to completely change the way i speak and atm it feels really unnatural and i'm not up to that stage as of yet haha

[Kartoffelsuppe]

It's not a big deal because only the word order would be wrong. I have talked and understood people that barely spoke german. They threw like 2 words at you, when they wanted to explain something

[D4rk]

Google translater sucks for learning German aswell! Are yous all taught English in school from a young age because yous all seem to speak english at such a high level where as in england all were really taught to do in german is count to 10 and that's pretty much it haha

[Weltenschmerz]

Peter, Paul and Mary are sitting in the Kitchen ...zu Deutsch Peter, Paul und Maria sitzen im Gefängnis .... oder

http://de.webfail.com/text/4202

[D4rk]

Hahaha mein Deutsch ist nicht das kacke! is that correct? (My german is not that ♥♥♥♥)

[D4rk]

k a c k e

[Kartoffelsuppe]

引用自 Crystal'Z：

Google translater sucks for learning German aswell! Are yous all taught English in school from a young age because yous all seem to speak english at such a high level where as in england all were really taught to do in german is count to 10 and that's pretty much it haha

Depends. I had english since 3rd grade.

[Dori V•V]

引用自 lolibus：

引用自 Crystal'Z：

Google translater sucks for learning German aswell! Are yous all taught English in school from a young age because yous all seem to speak english at such a high level where as in england all were really taught to do in german is count to 10 and that's pretty much it haha

Depends. I had english since 3rd grade.

Since 2004 everybody in germany learns english since the 3rd grade. Before that it depended on your home state. But everybody in germany learned english since the fifth grade since 1964 (western germany)/1990 (reunioned = complete germany). So yes, everybody at the age below 36 in germany had at least 5 years of english lessons, most people even more.

However, there are still people (just from my feeling I would estimate it's about 20%?) in germany that are really bad at english - but they don't tend to post in english forums ;)

[D4rk]

Yous are so lucky!

[NeXuS23]

And there are also Words that are written the same but means something different. Like "ich will dich xxx" don't mean "i will xxx you" but "i want xxx you".

English: i will = German: ich werde
German: ich will = English: i want

Even worse, depending on how it's used it means the same, like

English: as you will = German: wie du willst

and then again different like

English: he will come = German: er wird kommen

In english it's mostly the same Word "will" but in german there are many different ones depending on how it's used. And mostly english is more compact than german, so things that need only a relative short english sentence, suddenly needs much more space if translated in German.

[D4rk]

I think it's just time i gave up trying to learn German hahaha, it's such a hard language to master! English seems so easy incomparison to other languages-.-