What is the Funniest Joke You Know?

[Frightman]

Good day!

I am bored and tired, so tell me your funniest jokes!

Moose Hunting

George was out hunting when the moose of his dreams showed up in the woods. George aimes and fires. After the bang the moose was suddenly gone. George scratches his head... Suddenly someone knocks on his back and the moose says with a threatening voice:

- Now strum up your pants and put up your ass, for now I'll turn on you, otherwise you're dead...

Ten minutes later staggers George down to a village and to its weapon store.

- Give me the best machine gun you have for now I shall shoot!

The very next day George sits waiting for the moose to show up and it does not take long until he sees it. George aimes and fires until he is out of bullets... The smoke is gone and so is the moose. Then, someone knocks on his back and there he is again. He bends his neck and hisses:

- You know what's comming, f*cking hunter.

A painful moment later, George drags himself down from the mountain and stands soon in the weapon store again...

Early at dawn the next day he gets the moose in his aim, but now in the aim of his self-seeking missle-granade-I-don't-know-WTF-weapon that he fires with an deafening blast...

Several minutes later when the smoke sets he sees that the moose is gone. George starts realising that he defeated the king of the forest. Then he hears a voice behind him:

- You're not here for the hunt, eh?

Give us your best jokes!

[Tusken GA]

Environmental activism.

[Tusken GA]

Fascinating. I hadn't even read your post when I posted but somehow my post actually applies to yours.

Crazy.

[Frightman]

Some things are crazy.

[yeehaw :-^)]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Tuskan GA:

Environmental activism.

LOL

[The Other 1]

why did the sloth cross the road?

to freaking slaughter your entire freaking family.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I once killed an elephant in my pajamas...
...how he got into my pajamas I'll never know...
-Groucho Marx

[Cornflakes]

"Studying" is a contraction of "Student dying".

...

Unfortunately all my best jokes are dirty jokes, and the ones that are tame enough for these forums aren't that great.

[my dude]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
SNL sucks, and so do you.

[Frightman]

Good ones! I will "borrow" some of them...

;D

[PentaPenta]

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there to. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

[Curtis@HeroesofTalon]

A man walks into a butchers and the butcher says, "If you can reach the meat on the top shelf, I'll give you £100", the man says "No", the butcher asks why, the man replies "The steaks are too high."

[Staryn]

Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! -Ernest Scribbler

[Frightman]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Jackc16:

Roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry so show me your tits!

Hell no! You'll might die...

[Sock Goblin]

Liberalism

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Oprindeligt skrevet af steventheslayer:

Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there to. Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

lol thats amazing