There Once Was A Boy Named Harry...

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Destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by voldemort,
Who gave him a lightning scar...
YO HARRY. YER A WIZARD.
Harry goes to hogwarts,
He meets Ron and Hermione
Mcgonnagal requires they
Play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy,
Quirrel becomes unemployed,
The sorcerers stone is destroyed
By Dumbledore.

Ron breaks his wand,
Now Ginny's gone.
And Harry's in mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up Aunt Marge,
The dementors come and take charge,
Lupin is a wolf,
The rats a man,
And now the prisoner is at large!
They use time travel
So they can save
The prisoner of Azkaban
Which just so happens to be Harry's Godfather
(I don't really get it either)

Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament,
With dragons and mermaids,
(Oh No!)
Edward Cullen Gets Slain...
He's Back!

Harry, Harry,
It's getting scary!
Voldemorts back,
_________ Harry!
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to
Contact him?
He is forced to leave the school,
Umbridge arrives,
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can beeee, oh....

Split your soul,
Seven parts of a whole...
There Horcruxes!
Its Dumbledore's end...

There once was a boy named Harry,
Who constantly conquered death...
But in one final duel between good and bad,
He may take his final breath...

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spoilered that entire series for me, I have only seen like first 3

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Then don't read it. I only saw the first one, this is just a quick summary

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can't stop me, I read everything

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fine, i guess i can tell you that jesus dies in the bible.

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god bless him, he died for our sins.

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Interesting, continue.

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i havent actually read the bible

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but that i know

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ah, marilyn manson said he likes the bible like he likes green eggs and ham, it has good stories


sounds like a good read one day

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I like reading fiction, so I did read the bible in the past! xP

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I definitely shall read the bible one day, if I ever get around to it, I would like to see how I interpret it

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Harry Pothead is alright I guess

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Автор сообщения: MysticRain

I like reading fiction, so I did read the bible in the past! xP

Yea, it probably isn't as good as R.A. Salvatore though.. whoever wrote the bible thought too highly of himself and didn't put enough supporting characters in it, just a crap load of main characters