zombie apocalypse how would you survive and why?

[Zanboon]

if you have any knowledge of how to survive a zombie apaco please share the more poeple alive mean less zombies to kill. do you have any special skills that would directly associate to your survival and would you help other people or leave them on the curb?

[oscar]

I'd go to K-Mart (Wal-Mart in the US I believe) and I'd park a bus in front of the door.

[Shaca]

i'd stop by the liquor store and steal some beer. Then i'd go to this really hot girls house and bang her. giggity giggity

[Cheez]

get 3 friends together and camp in a closet.

[Zanboon]

ha ha ha lol love it i think ill do that keep it up

[Erod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyeXm3VanI4&list=PL35FE5C4B157509C9&index=35

[Soundpulse]

I'd try to act like one of the Zombies like they do in World War Z (If the Zombies actually believe it, unlike in the book).

[Those Who Dig]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Zanboon:

if you have any knowledge of how to survive a zombie apaco please share the more poeple alive mean less zombies to kill. do you have any special skills that would directly associate to your survival and would you help other people or leave them on the curb?

I'm quite analytical when it comes to situations, so I think I'd plan things out (if and when possible) before rushing head-first into a potential disaster zone. I'm not the greatest endurance runner nor the best sprinter, but I don't think I'd have too much of a problem outrunning slower, more typical zombies.
Also I'm not the squeamish type, and I imagine that this'll be more significant than some people would assume, as you'd be spending a lot of your time in an area with half-rotten animated corpses coming after you.
Finally, I'd like to consider myself rather strong. Not "spend 4 hours per day weightlifting" strong, but I imagine I'm stronger than the average guy; this might come in handy when it comes to handling weapons, melee weapons especially. It'd also be handy for carrying equipment and survival gear; food, medicine, clothing etc.

[G]

Sell 's to passing Survivors, claiming they hold very powerful weapons that glow different colors. Make millions.

My mount:
My Avatar:
My Mindset: Lets Valve it up.

[Awaken]

I'd get into a submarine, right after getting enough food from the nearest food joint. Once I'm inside the sub I can pretty much travel anywhere in the world undetected. Also I'd be selective about the people I save/leave.

[Famix]

Lock myself indoors, plant a tree that will grow food. Learn some spells from the internet, which may not work

[oscar]

I'd put trees in a bus, drive the bus under a bridge and live there.

[G]

Początkowo opublikowane przez themountaingoat1:

I'd put trees in a bus, drive the bus under a bridge and live there.

Did you open an almond joy?

[oscar]

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[Nano]

I would eat myself, because I am a rainbow fart unicorn

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

There is military base 1 km from where I live, good concrete walls and stockpile of weapons.
Trick is to get there without being eaten and hope that there are not too many zombie soldiers.