[FORUM GAME] The vending machine.

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Wowie 2013 年 2 月 17 日上午 12:42

[FORUM GAME] The vending machine.

Here's a fun forum game I've learned elsewhere. Rules:

There is a vending machine with two slots in it.

Anything can fit in and anything can come out.

When you post, it is in this format:

引用自 EXAMPLE A：
Out comes <What comes out of the vending machine in response to above poster>.
In goes <What goes into the vending machine, with results determined by the below poster>.

Opening poster obviously doesn't have to respond to someone else's post.

You can't break the vending machine, ever. You can do some funny things with it, though.

Whatever comes out has to be related to whatever just went in. This means that you can't just have "nothing" come out repeatedly because you're too lazy to come up with something in response to the above poster... although "nothing" could possibly come out if it was thematically appropriate.

Those are the rules. Simple, right? Here is an example:

引用自 EXAMPLE B：
...

In goes a dollar and twenty-five cents. Give me my soda, you dum thing.

引用自 EXAMPLE C：
Out comes the spelling police to arrest you for spelling "dumb" wrong.

In goes the vending machine.

引用自 EXAMPLE D：
Out comes YO DAWG guy. We heard you like vending machines.
...

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Now that the rules are set, I'm going to make the first post:

In goes a banana.

最后由 Wowie 编辑于; 2013 年 2 月 17 日上午 12:49

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Austin 2013 年 6 月 2 日上午 9:49

Out comes some dubs of those wubs

In goes the Queen of England wrestling Hitler...

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Fawcks 2013 年 6 月 2 日上午 10:15

out comes hitler winning, because you just pitted an old lady against a still relatively fit man. now that britain has fallen, the nazis are free to invade the rest of the world and will most likely win the war. Jetzt kann jeder in den Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika spricht Deutsch.

In die Maschine geht meine neu gewonnene Fähigkeit, in Deutsch sprechen

最后由 Fawcks 编辑于; 2013 年 6 月 2 日上午 10:15

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Cougarmint 2013 年 6 月 2 日上午 10:29

Out comes a Cougar that has a fetish for German Guys but just beat the living daylights out of Hitler for what he did to Germany. Then the Cougie becomes queen of the world and sets things right. :3

In goes Cougie with her job done.

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ella 2013 年 6 月 2 日上午 11:47

Out comes a new job for Cougie to do.

In go a bunch of baby ducks.

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Austin 2013 年 6 月 2 日下午 12:03

引用自 Cloud Chaser the Dragon：
out comes hitler winning, because you just pitted an old lady against a still relatively fit man. now that britain has fallen, the nazis are free to invade the rest of the world and will most likely win the war. Jetzt kann jeder in den Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika spricht Deutsch.

In die Maschine geht meine neu gewonnene Fähigkeit, in Deutsch sprechen

Well actually I put an old lady against a dead guy, so Queen wins.

Also to guy above; out comes a well cooked dinner

in goes the entire population of Townsville

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Fawcks 2013 年 6 月 2 日下午 12:13

引用自 Neon.blu：
引用自 Cloud Chaser the Dragon：
out comes hitler winning, because you just pitted an old lady against a still relatively fit man. now that britain has fallen, the nazis are free to invade the rest of the world and will most likely win the war. Jetzt kann jeder in den Vereinigten Staaten von Amerika spricht Deutsch.

In die Maschine geht meine neu gewonnene Fähigkeit, in Deutsch sprechen

Well actually I put an old lady against a dead guy, so Queen wins.

Also to guy above; out comes a well cooked dinner

in goes the entire population of Townsville

i was assuming you were refferring to the queen of england at the time of WWII....

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Austin 2013 年 6 月 2 日下午 12:14

引用自 Cloud Chaser the Dragon：
引用自 Neon.blu：

Well actually I put an old lady against a dead guy, so Queen wins.

Also to guy above; out comes a well cooked dinner

in goes the entire population of Townsville
i was assuming you were refferring to the queen of england at the time of WWII....

She wasnt an old lady then.

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