[FORUM GAME] The vending machine.

[Wowie]

Here's a fun forum game I've learned elsewhere. Rules:

There is a vending machine with two slots in it.

Anything can fit in and anything can come out.

When you post, it is in this format:

EXAMPLE A eredeti hozzászólása:

Out comes <What comes out of the vending machine in response to above poster>.
In goes <What goes into the vending machine, with results determined by the below poster>.

Opening poster obviously doesn't have to respond to someone else's post.

You can't break the vending machine, ever. You can do some funny things with it, though.

Whatever comes out has to be related to whatever just went in. This means that you can't just have "nothing" come out repeatedly because you're too lazy to come up with something in response to the above poster... although "nothing" could possibly come out if it was thematically appropriate.

Those are the rules. Simple, right? Here is an example:

EXAMPLE B eredeti hozzászólása:

...

In goes a dollar and twenty-five cents. Give me my soda, you dum thing.

EXAMPLE C eredeti hozzászólása:

Out comes the spelling police to arrest you for spelling "dumb" wrong.

In goes the vending machine.

EXAMPLE D eredeti hozzászólása:

Out comes YO DAWG guy. We heard you like vending machines.
...

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Now that the rules are set, I'm going to make the first post:

In goes a banana.

[Maxwell]

Out Comes Charlie (Don't Starve reference )

In goes Empire Earth(Think Age OF Empires except with modern ages)

[Wowie]

Mr Tibbles eredeti hozzászólása:

Out Comes Charlie (Don't Starve reference )

In goes Empire Earth(Think Age OF Empires except with modern ages)

Out comes a huge horde of spearmen beating a tank.

In goes a curtain.

[Maxwell]

(Wowie thats exactly how Empire Earth was sometimes xD cavemen clubbers trying to beat up my tank)

Out comes a blanket

In goes a Stealth Bomber

[Wowie]

Out comes an undercover blanket.

In goes Bond. James, Bond.

[Maxwell]

out Comes Spycrab


In goes Cpt. Juan Luac Picard of the Starship Enterprise

[Wowie]

Out comes Data's cat.

In goes a holodeck malfunction.

[Erod]

Out goes Cloud Chaser

In comes guilt.

[Maxwell]

Out comes the Omen Of Laforge

In goes MAGIC ahahahhahahaha no srsly magic

[Wowie]

Out comes SCIENCE ahahahhahahaha no srsly science

In goes science studying magic.

[Erod]

Out comes Religion.

In goes logic.

[Soully]

OUT comes Capitalism

IN goes a grilled cheese sandwich

[Wowie]

Out comes an empty plate... huh?

In goes http://forums.sjgames.com/showthread.php?t=60581

My grandpappy's...
official mythos...
Steam-Powered
Tainted
especially depressing
blacker than black
self-cleaning
self-cleaning
Armor-Piercing
Armor-Piercing
Gold-Plated
Gold-Plated
Blessed
Poisoned
Shiny
Flaming
Extra-Loud
Silenced
Spirit-Animated (takes no hands)
Experimental
Bananafanafofaser
Bobaser
Dazer
Gazer
Goawayser
Laser
Laser
Maser
Raser
Shmaser
Sprayser
X-Rayser
...A-Matic
...Of Destiny
...Of Doom
...Of The Middle-Aged Gods
...Of the Dead
...Of My Grandfather
With Spiky Bits
With Spiky Bits
With Improved Speacial Effects
...With Unlimited Ammo
And Its Honorable Brother in arms
Duck Tape
You'll Take Away My Toy When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands
and a cheat card for good measure

[Universalerror]

Out comes the previos post with a sponsorship by the enter key.

In goes the shift key.

[the ram muncher (NOT chrome)]

out comes another shift key

in gose a can of soda

[Fawcks]

out comes BONK!: blutonium flavored

in goes ramtumbler for mentioning me