[FORUM GAME] The vending machine.

[Wowie]

Here's a fun forum game I've learned elsewhere. Rules:

There is a vending machine with two slots in it.

Anything can fit in and anything can come out.

When you post, it is in this format:

Originally posted by EXAMPLE A:

Out comes <What comes out of the vending machine in response to above poster>.
In goes <What goes into the vending machine, with results determined by the below poster>.

Opening poster obviously doesn't have to respond to someone else's post.

You can't break the vending machine, ever. You can do some funny things with it, though.

Whatever comes out has to be related to whatever just went in. This means that you can't just have "nothing" come out repeatedly because you're too lazy to come up with something in response to the above poster... although "nothing" could possibly come out if it was thematically appropriate.

Those are the rules. Simple, right? Here is an example:

Originally posted by EXAMPLE B:

...

In goes a dollar and twenty-five cents. Give me my soda, you dum thing.

Originally posted by EXAMPLE C:

Out comes the spelling police to arrest you for spelling "dumb" wrong.

In goes the vending machine.

Originally posted by EXAMPLE D:

Out comes YO DAWG guy. We heard you like vending machines.
...

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Now that the rules are set, I'm going to make the first post:

In goes a banana.

[do not uber]

OUT comes a gorilla.

IN goes three baby kittens.

[Vividfrost]

Out comes a Hydra cat.

In goes 2 hats.

[do not uber]

Out comes 2 cats.

In goes the president.

[Wowie]

Out comes John Wilkes Booth.

In goes a pile of old NES games.

[Buttered Biscuit]

out comes a NES

in goes a popcorn machine

[Exalted Egoist]

Out comes DVD's
In goes RedBox OP

[Wowie]

Out comes a Pepsi machine.

In goes ALL YOUR BASE.

[Lunacinda]

Out comes a lot of trebble

In goes a coin attached to a string

[Buttered Biscuit]

out comes a comes a canadan penny on a string

in goes fire

[Wowie]

Out comes an ornate stone fireplace.

In goes everyone that worked on portal 1 & 2. And a large sum of money.

[Soully]

OUT comes Gordon Freeman and Chell

IN goes Dr. Kliener

[Cordax]

OUT comes a computer

IN Goes Chuck Norris

[Wowie]

Out comes a roundhouse kick to the face that sends you into low-earth orbit.

In goes Maximus Decimus Meridius after falling from low-earth orbit.

[Juke Bredd]

OUT come a bloodly mess

IN goes an sheep...

[10_Page_Essay]

Out comes a sweater
In goes a computer,