The Vampire Conspiracy

[Edward Von Worms]

Garlic is everwhere
every food
every product
has garlic

so they must be real
vampires are everywhere
and the government is engaged in mass warfare against them

maybe we are the vampire kin
abolish the garlic i say
garlic is cancelled
and now my anti garlic brothers and sisters

it is time for

the war of the garlic

[F]

i am a real life vampire

[salamander]

*MASQUERADE VIOLATION*

be careful...the vampire lords are always listening

[Reddari]

Originally posted by Sparky mark phillips:

Garlic is everwhere
every food
every product
has garlic

so they must be real
vampires are everywhere
and the government is engaged in mass warfare against them

maybe we are the vampire kin
abolish the garlic i say
garlic is cancelled
and now my anti garlic brothers and sisters

it is time for

the war of the garlic

Vampires eat humans.

Last time you went to supermarket to buy some human - did it have added garlic in it ?

[Reddari]

Originally posted by F:

i am a real life vampire

Name your other or a tell us what type of personality they have.

[ʀᴇᴘᴛɪʟɪᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ]

Originally posted by Reddari:

Originally posted by Sparky mark phillips:

Garlic is everwhere
every food
every product
has garlic

so they must be real
vampires are everywhere
and the government is engaged in mass warfare against them

maybe we are the vampire kin
abolish the garlic i say
garlic is cancelled
and now my anti garlic brothers and sisters

it is time for

the war of the garlic

Vampires eat humans.

Last time you went to supermarket to buy some human - did it have added garlic in it ?

Vampires don't exist. Dial 988 on your phone, they can speak to you about your mental illness.

[404NotFound]

Underground vampire community's do exist around the world, people live like vampires and actually drink human blood.

[ʀᴇᴘᴛɪʟɪᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ]

Originally posted by 404NotFound:

Underground vampire community's do exist around the world, people live like vampires and actually drink human blood.

Mentally ill people yes, but theoretical vampires that turn into bat/myst and are immortal? No.

[Hammer Of Evil]

yes, vampire garlic psy op, humans season themselves before harvesting.

[Pierce Dalton]

They're real, yes, and there's a good reason why mirrors don't show their image: they're not alive. Anyone can become a vampire.

[Uncle Sam]

Originally posted by Sparky mark phillips:

The Vampire Conspiracy
Garlic is everwhere
every food
every product
has garlic

so they must be real
vampires are everywhere
and the government is engaged in mass warfare against them

maybe we are the vampire kin
abolish the garlic i say
garlic is cancelled
and now my anti garlic brothers and sisters

it is time for

the war of the garlic

OP i think you might know a bit too much, look this way please.

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This is the original source of all the gifs. Uploading it because I couldn't find it anywhere. It's from Will Smith's tie-in music video: https://youtu.be/fiBLgEx6svA?t=215

[Ice Robertson]

The garlic and herb salt we use is usually delicious, it goes with heaps of things.

Actually i could call it a secret ingredient in a few things.

[Refurbished Cream Cheese]

Sometimes I chew on raw garlic and ginger chunks, it's Wonderfully SPICY!

Garlic and ginger is also an effective ALL NATURAL pesticide.

It's no wonder why I never have any bite marks on my neck.

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

I don't go blah blah blah.

[↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect]

Originally posted by BlackBloodRum:

Originally posted by ↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect:

I don't go blah blah blah.

It's bleh, not blah.

Whatever. Only seen that stupid movie cause my kids wanted to see it.

[salamander]

if i am not mistaken, i am thinking that in the world of darkness tabletop (vampire the masquerade is part of this) things such as garlic or "holy water" as weapons against creatures of the dark are just being myths and do not actually have impact on vampires. though a stake through the heart works