We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

[Koяnelius]

That's right, We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

[Koяnelius]

https://youtu.be/0LwcvjNJTuM

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cool ig

[Mina]

Harsh winter warm yellow light deep dark wooden panels for thanksgiving

[Grendalcat]

While you're at it, move the date to the spring, when the weather is better.

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

While you're at it, move the date to the spring, when the weather is better.

A side effect of that would be moving Christmas to a time when shepherds would actually be out in their fields.

I'd do without turkey on Thanksgiving to resolve that discrepancy.

[Grendalcat]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

While you're at it, move the date to the spring, when the weather is better.

A side effect of that would be moving Christmas to a time when shepherds would actually be out in their fields.

I'd do without turkey on Thanksgiving to resolve that discrepancy.

I'm still in favor of making the 25th of every month a holiday. Leave the holiday tree up the year round, just change the decorations for each month. Christmas is already four months long, and everybody seems to love it, so why not make it the whole year? Neverending Christmas!

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

Leave the holiday tree up the year round, just change the decorations for each month.

We laugh, but I've known multiple people who actually do this.

Which is why we laugh (at them).

[Grendalcat]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by Grendalcat:

Leave the holiday tree up the year round, just change the decorations for each month.

We laugh, but I've known multiple people who actually do this.

Which is why we laugh (at them).

They are trendsetters!

[Phénomènes Mystiques]

Originally posted by prime prime:

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

What we really should be working on is getting Tofurky off of the menu.

[PresidentGarrison]

So wait, are we talking about the "ancient aliens at Thanksgiving" nonsense from the History Channel? You know, the one where they claim aliens were hanging out with the pilgrims, teaching them how to carve a turkey and maybe even share a slice of pie? Come on, is that what we’re doing here? You seriously think we’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving, like somehow we’ll pop up and poof, there's an alien in a pilgrim hat handing out mashed potatoes? Ridiculous. If aliens were really involved, I doubt they’d care about anything other than probing people and stealing our cows. They wouldn't be concerned with the menu.

Anyway, while everyone’s busy imagining aliens, let’s get real. Thanks to Monsanto, we’ve got genetically modified turkeys that are far superior to anything Dr. Mephesto ever cooked up. I mean, remember his attempt at those mutant turkeys that almost took over South Park? Yeah, not gonna happen this Thanksgiving. These turkeys are engineered for perfection—juicy, tender, and ready to feed every American. No shortages, no weird science experiments gone wrong, just solid, delicious turkey for all. So, forget about time-traveling aliens and just enjoy the feast!

[Paratech2008]

Back to the Future is fiction.

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they should of stayed vegan and deep fried sweet potato french frys.

[Ye]

I would replace the turkey with buffalo, that would prob make the Natives like me more.

[Marquise Spinneret Mindfang]

i love free birds movie i wish turkeys were real