The Dark Triad Test

[aqua493xd]

The dark triad traits are:

- Machiavellianism
- Narcissism
- Psychopathy

Take this test here to see how you are rated for each trait
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/SD3/

Post your results below

[dyinggg]

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[aqua493xd]

引用自 F.T.S.：

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- Machiavellianism - 4.4
- Narcissism - 2.6
- Psychopathy - 2.1

[LeviathanWon]

I get up, ride my bike four city blocks, come home after getting paid about 10k in 1 day, sitting in a chair giving advice... take my dog to the dog park with 5g and a clam bar built into it.

Looking forward to making 10k-20k in 1 day talking to a bunch of rich phony politician imbees.

[aqua493xd]

引用自 LeviathanWon：

I get up, ride my bike four city blocks, come home after getting paid about 10k in 1 say sitting in a chair giving advice... take my dog to the dog park with 5g and a clam bar build into it.

Looking forward to making 10k-20k in 1 day talking to a bunch of rich phony politician imbees.

cool story, bro

[Caldari Ghost]

1
1
0.9

[Mina]

4.3
3.2
2.4

Hate myself, thanks for reminding me

[Pulowski]

must be broken, gave me all 5's

[aqua493xd]

引用自 Pulowski：

must be broken, gave me all 10's

You should probably seek help

[Haruspex]

- Machiavellianism - 3.2
- Narcissism - 1.3
- Psychopathy - 1.1

I knew I would probably score a little higher on Machiavellianism when it asked questions about keeping secrets.

[Adversary]

I already know that I'm a psychopath. I don't need to take yet another test for it.

That being said -

Machiavellianism: 4.9
Narcissism: 3.3
Psychopathy: 3.3

So in other words, I already knew that I was like this.

[dyinggg]

引用自 aqua493xd：

引用自 F.T.S.：

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- Machiavellianism - 4.4
- Narcissism - 2.6
- Psychopathy - 2.1

I got to 11 before I decided it was time to find something else to do

1. It's not wise to tell your secrets: I don't have any secrets. If I did have secrets and I told them, they wouldn't be secrets. (Neutral)
2. People see me as a natural leader: I'm not other people so I can't tell you how other people see me. (Neutral)
3. I like to get revenge on authorities: Authority only exists in people's imagination. (Neutral)
4. I like to use clever manipulation to get my way: This question assumes there is a "My Way". There isn't. I don't care. I want what you want so you leave me and my people alone. (Neutral)
5. I hate being the center of attention: Stupid cliche. "center of attention" doesn't even mean anything because attention doesn't have a center. (Neutral)
6. I avoid dangerous situations: I'd like to avoid all situations whether dangerous or not (Neutral)
7. Whatever it takes, you must get the important people on your side: No one person is more important than another and there is no "my side". My will is that of the people. (Neutral)
8. Many group activities tend to be dull without me: I wouldn't know since I'm not part of the group. (Neutral)
9. Payback needs to be quick and nasty: What? I don't even know wtf you are talking about anymore. This is getting stupid. (Neutral)
10. Avoid direct conflict with others because they may be useful in the future: Because direct conflict with someone means they will become useless. (Neutral)
11. I know that I am special because everyone keeps telling me so: Ugh. Sigh. I'm done here

[aqua493xd]

引用自 F.T.S.：

引用自 aqua493xd：

- Machiavellianism - 4.4
- Narcissism - 2.6
- Psychopathy - 2.1

I got to 11 before I decided it was time to find something else to do

1. It's not wise to tell your secrets: I don't have any secrets. If I did have secrets and I told them, they wouldn't be secrets. (Neutral)
2. People see me as a natural leader: I'm not other people so I can't tell you how other people see me. (Neutral)
3. I like to get revenge on authorities: Authority only exists in people's imagination. (Neutral)
4. I like to use clever manipulation to get my way: This question assumes there is a "My Way". There isn't. I don't care. I want what you want so you leave me and my people alone. (Neutral)
5. I hate being the center of attention: Stupid cliche. "center of attention" doesn't even mean anything because attention doesn't have a center. (Neutral)
6. I avoid dangerous situations: I'd like to avoid all situations whether dangerous or not (Neutral)
7. Whatever it takes, you must get the important people on your side: No one person is more important than another and there is no "my side". My will is that of the people. (Neutral)
8. Many group activities tend to be dull without me: I wouldn't know since I'm not part of the group. (Neutral)
9. Payback needs to be quick and nasty: What? I don't even know wtf you are talking about anymore. This is getting stupid. (Neutral)
10. Avoid direct conflict with others because they may be useful in the future: Because direct conflict with someone means they will become useless. (Neutral)
11. I know that I am special because everyone keeps telling me so: Ugh. Sigh. I'm done here

ADHD is nothing to be ashamed of

[dyinggg]

引用自 aqua493xd：

引用自 F.T.S.：

I got to 11 before I decided it was time to find something else to do

1. It's not wise to tell your secrets: I don't have any secrets. If I did have secrets and I told them, they wouldn't be secrets. (Neutral)
2. People see me as a natural leader: I'm not other people so I can't tell you how other people see me. (Neutral)
3. I like to get revenge on authorities: Authority only exists in people's imagination. (Neutral)
4. I like to use clever manipulation to get my way: This question assumes there is a "My Way". There isn't. I don't care. I want what you want so you leave me and my people alone. (Neutral)
5. I hate being the center of attention: Stupid cliche. "center of attention" doesn't even mean anything because attention doesn't have a center. (Neutral)
6. I avoid dangerous situations: I'd like to avoid all situations whether dangerous or not (Neutral)
7. Whatever it takes, you must get the important people on your side: No one person is more important than another and there is no "my side". My will is that of the people. (Neutral)
8. Many group activities tend to be dull without me: I wouldn't know since I'm not part of the group. (Neutral)
9. Payback needs to be quick and nasty: What? I don't even know wtf you are talking about anymore. This is getting stupid. (Neutral)
10. Avoid direct conflict with others because they may be useful in the future: Because direct conflict with someone means they will become useless. (Neutral)
11. I know that I am special because everyone keeps telling me so: Ugh. Sigh. I'm done here

ADHD is nothing to be ashamed of

I agree, however, my refusal of these stupid questions has nothing to do with ADHD.

[aqua493xd]

引用自 F.T.S.：

引用自 aqua493xd：

ADHD is nothing to be ashamed of

I agree, however, my refusal of these stupid questions has nothing to do with ADHD.

Then go do something else. No one forced you to do a fun little quiz. Crying about it here just makes you look like a _____ (insert pejorative here)

[i don't say bleh bleh bleh]

Machiavellianism-2.3
Narcissism-1.4
Psychopath-1