I'm looking for a Girlfriend

[Skibidi_Rizz&Sigma3000]

I'm just a simple guy who's looking for a simple girl.

[Frankie]

I had to look up 'cornhole' to see its meaning. Am I right that it's a 'partner' to just play games with as it just sounds so wrong?

[Ecoste]

start liking men and i might dm you

[abcd]

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

I had to look up 'cornhole' to see its meaning. Am I right that it's a 'partner' to just play games with as it just sounds so wrong?

so when your outhouse hole gets full, you can turn it into fertilizer by chucking some of your bad corn down there before you close it up.

you wanna do it from kinda far away though, and if you've got a buddy you can take turns going over there to get the corns that missed. can even make some points out of it if you're bored chucking corn all day.

[Raziel]

Publicado originalmente por Dūchas:

I'm just a simple guy who's looking for a simple girl. :em_heart:

Give up, get a boyfriend

[Frankie]

Publicado originalmente por abcd:

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

I had to look up 'cornhole' to see its meaning. Am I right that it's a 'partner' to just play games with as it just sounds so wrong?

so when your outhouse hole gets full, you can turn it into fertilizer by chucking some of your bad corn down there before you close it up.

you wanna do it from kinda far away though, and if you've got a buddy you can take turns going over there to get the corns that missed. can even make some points out of it if you're bored chucking corn all day.

I'll stick with sweetcorn.

[abcd]

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

Publicado originalmente por abcd:

so when your outhouse hole gets full, you can turn it into fertilizer by chucking some of your bad corn down there before you close it up.

you wanna do it from kinda far away though, and if you've got a buddy you can take turns going over there to get the corns that missed. can even make some points out of it if you're bored chucking corn all day.

I'll stick with sweetcorn.

I don't know if I should describe how sweetcorn is made to you, or why it was invented in the first place.

[Frankie]

I saw 'a girlfriend' the other day down my street. She was going somewhere with her boyfriend.

Do you want me to ask here is she fancies going out with a rando pleb on the internet?

[Frankie]

Publicado originalmente por abcd:

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

I'll stick with sweetcorn.

I don't know if I should describe how sweetcorn is made to you, or why it was invented in the first place.

Thanks but I'm happy with the yellow thing I can bite sweet nibblety things from

[abcd]

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

I saw 'a girlfriend' the other day down my street. She was going somewhere with her boyfriend.

Do you want me to ask here is she fancies going out with a rando pleb on the internet?

Maybe start by asking if that is infact her boyfriend; you could be harming a nascent relationship butting in like that.

Publicado originalmente por Frankie:

Publicado originalmente por abcd:

I don't know if I should describe how sweetcorn is made to you, or why it was invented in the first place.

Thanks but I'm happy with the yellow thing I can bite sweet nibblety things from

I'll leave you to that happiness then. People already have unfairly negative opinions of escondero and corn topping culture, despite how good it tastes.

[Jonathan Sensei]

Announcing you want a girlfriend is usually a bad idea. They're not going to come out of the woodwork to talk with you. But then again, I feel dating is something where you get what you put into it so who knows - I certainly don't.

[Frankie]

Depends on ones age ;-)

[Zeikar]

cells with incels

I doubt anyone gets the reference

[abcd]

Publicado originalmente por Zeikar:

cells with incels

I doubt anyone gets the reference

i mean the whole point of an incel, conceptually, is for god to deny someone's base instinct so thoroughly that they'd do absolutely anything to fulfil it.

like little radical terrorists he's breeding.

the same is fundamentally true of both brainboxes and dead people.

these aren't moral actors.

[Frankie]

Publicado originalmente por Zeikar:

cells with incels

I doubt anyone gets the reference

Or cares...

[Mop]

I don't think a lot of girls use OT.