How to Find 👱🏻‍♀️ Love Before Christmas

[ProtectTheBlonde]

I want to praise the Lord together with my love. The problem is: I do not have my love 👱🏻‍♀️

I ask you, residents of the toilet chat! 💬 combine your strength and connections with Donald Trump. Find me the love I seek!

If she’s blonde, she’s fine ♥️

Don’t let me spend another Christmas alyone 😢


I am once again asking any and all human beings to aid me! Together, we’re unstoppable! Together, we will find the one who’s waiting to love me! I know she exists!!!!

[Lambros]

Well ....

Zapp & Roger - Computer Love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVa7qVKUHI

[WarHeRo]

u want a femboi?

[aliensalmon]

Does a robotic blonde count?

[An Irate Walrus]

Friendly reminder that many brooms come with yellow bristles; combine that with some pipe cleaners, a couple of old gloves, and observe the results with a determined squint.

Problem solved.

[ProtectTheBlonde]

Originally posted by An Irate Walrus:

Friendly reminder that many brooms come with yellow bristles; combine that with some pipe cleaners, a couple of old gloves, and observe the results with a determined squint.

Problem solved.

What do you mean?

Originally posted by aliensalmon:

Does a robotic blonde count?

No. She must be a cowgirl!

[TWPanda77]

Try Amazon. You can get an inflatable girlfriend delivered before Christmas.

[ProtectTheBlonde]

Originally posted by TWPanda77:

Try Amazon. You can get an inflatable girlfriend delivered before Christmas.

I like real women

[[1DoD] Dodge]

some people really do need mental help

[Hammer Of Evil]

Originally posted by ProtectTheBlonde:

I want to praise the Lord together with my love. The problem is: I do not have my love 👱🏻‍♀️

I ask you, residents of the toilet chat! 💬 combine your strength and connections with Donald Trump. Find me the love I seek!

If she’s blonde, she’s fine ♥️ <...>

you're quite something. I believe you were given advice on this.

did you use the advice given? How'd it end up?

also what do you have against brunettes, red and dark haired women??? what is this racism!!

[76561198767093283]

you should try one of those femboys

[GoldenEldiablo]

Am I the only one who's just not interested in a relationship lol. It's been years now and I can't quite explain it, but that feeling just isn't there. You know, the one for wanting kids and a wife and all that 'perfect family' stuff. Maybe it's just me getting older and how I view the world and its people.

[Alice Liddell]

Desperation is not very flattering.

[DennyFrontier]

Im blonde

[Inoue]

stop being conservative

[cherry cola 🌸]

Have you tried your local maga rally or have they all died out by now?