Toy Trucks, Jeeper Jeeps, Cyber Space Trucks, No Go Carts, and Kia Souless

[primeinsurrection]

If you do not live in a ranch or haul trailers, buying a truck doesnt make you look manly.
I drive a 454 heavy with a full kit. If your hood is higher than mine, it makes you look smaller, not bigger.

If you do not work at a zoo or deliver mail, jeeps do not make you seem like an adventurer.
Everyone knows the twindle rope has only been used for decoration, which seems kinda sad.

If you are not a 'time traveling vampire' like 'Elon' from the year 3055, do not buy a Tesla truck. We all know you are not really shot gunning it with Dr Emmit Brown.

Those street legal $100,000 go carts that people buy are worth about $4000. They dont make someone look on top of the world. They make it look like they dont have a real ride.

What is up with Kia Soul. Lets not shift humanity towards the direction of driving around in things that look like big toasters. Are they trying as hard as they can to not look cool?

We need to make America cool again.

[kbiz]

Funny take.

You drive an old school Chevy?

The best vehicle for traveling the country is a Honda Odyssey. It cruises fast, handles fairly well, has captain chairs, get good gas mileage, has tons of space, and you can park it anywhere.

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Kia Soul.

[Imagine having... PARENTS! 😭]

I drive a mini Cooper 💪🏻

[Iris Vandale]

Maybe if people minded their own business we wouldn't have to live in such a messed up world where we die from extinction just because people have to be so snarky and judgemental about everything they see with their nasty eyes.

[primeinsurrection]

Originally posted by Iris Vandale:

Maybe if people minded their own business we wouldn't have to live in such a messed up world where we die from extinction just because people have to be so snarky and judgemental about everything they see with their nasty eyes.

Yea heavens forbid anyone even think any opinion that anyone else on earth might not like. The world will never be a happy place until we do away with opinions all together and live as robots under the great twittersphere.

Also its hard to mind my own business when Im being pushed out of my lane by 3 foot trailer mirrors then blasted with diesel resin by a guy in a rush to get to the office.

[Iris Vandale]

Yeah.

[kbiz]

Originally posted by Iris Vandale:

Maybe if people minded their own business we wouldn't have to live in such a messed up world where we die from extinction just because people have to be so snarky and judgemental about everything they see with their nasty eyes.

OMG, people are sooo judgy, amiright.

I think the Cybertruck looks like ass. I would never drive one. But I would like to try one. I heard it can beat a Porsche while towing a Porsche. That's power, baby.

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by kbiz:

Funny take.

You drive an old school Chevy?

The best vehicle for traveling the country is a Honda Odyssey. It cruises fast, handles fairly well, has captain chairs, get good gas mileage, has tons of space, and you can park it anywhere.

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Kia Soul.

The market value for old square bodies has shot through the roof.

I will admit, working on an old full-size truck is easier when there's room to just climb into the engine bay.

Still, I can change the oil in my B-3000 DS without using a jack.

[primeinsurrection]

Originally posted by kbiz:

Originally posted by Iris Vandale:

Maybe if people minded their own business we wouldn't have to live in such a messed up world where we die from extinction just because people have to be so snarky and judgemental about everything they see with their nasty eyes.

OMG, people are sooo judgy, amiright.

I think the Cybertruck looks like ass. I would never drive one. But I would like to try one. I heard it can beat a Porsche while towing a Porsche. That's power, baby.

How are you gonna call me judgy and say the same thing? lol all good tho.

[primeinsurrection]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by kbiz:

Funny take.

You drive an old school Chevy?

The best vehicle for traveling the country is a Honda Odyssey. It cruises fast, handles fairly well, has captain chairs, get good gas mileage, has tons of space, and you can park it anywhere.

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Kia Soul.

The market value for old square bodies has shot through the roof.

I will admit, working on a full-size truck is easier when there's room to just climb into the engine bay.

Still, I can change the oil in my B-3000 DS without using a jack.

Yea. I was talking about the 2024s and 2025s with the extra 3 feet added to the top of the hood for no reason other to look higher. It makes it way harder to get to the engine like that. I drive a 2012 454 kitted up Chevy that can haul 50,000 pounds and am sitting 3 feet lower next to a guy in a tie with a V6 and tilted up for looks. Its just a bit cringy to me.

[kbiz]

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

Originally posted by kbiz:

OMG, people are sooo judgy, amiright.

I think the Cybertruck looks like ass. I would never drive one. But I would like to try one. I heard it can beat a Porsche while towing a Porsche. That's power, baby.

How are you gonna call me judgy and say the same thing? lol all good tho.

I was joking about judgy - as judgy pertains to objects. All good. I have a critical eye too out on the open road. I've seen all kinds of things. Probably spent close to a year (total) driving around it.

Your OP was funny.

[primeinsurrection]

Originally posted by kbiz:

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

How are you gonna call me judgy and say the same thing? lol all good tho.

I was joking about judgy - as judgy pertains to objects. All good. I have a critical eye too out on the open road. I've seen all kinds of things. Probably spent close to a year (total) driving around it.

Your OP was funny.

Eh I am talking crap a bit. But not out of spite. Just tryin to help.

[MinionJoe]

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

The market value for old square bodies has shot through the roof.

I will admit, working on a full-size truck is easier when there's room to just climb into the engine bay.

Still, I can change the oil in my B-3000 DS without using a jack.

Yea. I was talking about the 2024s and 2025s with the extra 3 feet added to the top of the hood for no reason other to look higher. It makes it way harder to get to the engine like that. I drive a 2012 454 kitted up Chevy that can haul 50,000 pounds and am sitting 3 feet lower next to a guy in a tie with a V6 and tilted up for looks. Its just a bit cringy to me.

I did edit my post to specify "old full-sized trucks". Trucks built in the past couple decades are mostly filled with plastic panels.

The old '84 F-150 I had was super easy to change the plugs and adjust the timing in.

[kbiz]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Still, I can change the oil in my B-3000 DS without using a jack.

That's cool. I need a jack for my car.

[primeinsurrection]

Originally posted by MinionJoe:

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

Yea. I was talking about the 2024s and 2025s with the extra 3 feet added to the top of the hood for no reason other to look higher. It makes it way harder to get to the engine like that. I drive a 2012 454 kitted up Chevy that can haul 50,000 pounds and am sitting 3 feet lower next to a guy in a tie with a V6 and tilted up for looks. Its just a bit cringy to me.

I did edit my post to specify "old full-sized trucks". Trucks built in the past couple decades are mostly filled with plastic panels.

The old '84 F-150 I had was super easy to change the plugs and adjust the timing in.

Man I had a 80s ford too. I think it just had a 350. But that thing would peel out for a mile before it hit 2nd gear. It didnt have all this modern junk.

[kbiz]

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

Originally posted by kbiz:

I was joking about judgy - as judgy pertains to objects. All good. I have a critical eye too out on the open road. I've seen all kinds of things. Probably spent close to a year (total) driving around it.

Your OP was funny.

Eh I am talking crap a bit. But not out of spite. Just tryin to help.

A hall monitor was dispatched to your thread, but right now it looks like smooth sailing. Windows down. Left hand out - riding the air.