Vikings hold the record for the worlds biggest poop.

[Bassturd]

Biggest human poop is from a viking.

Found in York, England in 1972 at 20cm long. (8 inches)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite

[steven1mac]

There are people today who are creating logs longer that 8 inches on a regular basis. Poor Viking probably had to much figgy pudding and had to take a load off.

[EASY PETE]

Imagine being a viking in the 9th century constantly seeking fame, honor and glory your whole life, but never finding it. Then you die. but that random dump you took about 15 years ago grants you what you so wished 1000 years later

[Tiberius]

I shouldv never clicked that link. Wtf. How could poop even be fossilized? Sht was alr decomposed. Why is the image of it still in my head?

[Maximus10113X]

Hahaha

[o]

it's a fake.

there are longer verifiable poops, but they backed a fake because it's the King's fake poop he was aggrandizing to deflect from accusations that he violently voided his bowels each and every single time he ate. a fact that has been well known and thoroughly observed for thousands of years at this point, despite consistent effort at denial on his part.

by creating this fake fossilized poop he casts doubt on whether he poops at all, as well as whether he is infact not in control of the process.

the same logic was behind his research into giving people upper neck and face flushing en masse through various methods, the distribution of leaded beans being one, in order to disguise another of his tells.

[The Commendatore]

That's nothing compared to me after a meal from the Mos Eisley cantina.

[NiueCA]

"In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels"

for sure for sure. man what a grunter

[Electric Cupcake]

Originally posted by Tiberius:

I shouldv never clicked that link. Wtf. How could poop even be fossilized? Sht was alr decomposed. Why is the image of it still in my head?

Coprolites are prized by paleontologists, as well as anthropologists and archaeologists, I'll have you know.

[oldirty`]

How many curix?

[St✩rlight]

Originally posted by EASY PETE:

Imagine being a viking in the 9th century constantly seeking fame, honor and glory your whole life, but never finding it. Then you die. but that random dump you took about 15 years ago grants you what you so wished 1000 years later

I think they would be very proud.

[Boba Spook 👻]

Im pretty sure Brian Shaw holds the world record for the biggest poop.

[snowpersxn ✝⛄]

that is insane XD
imagine if he never pooped

[Tiberius]

Originally posted by Electric Cupcake:

Originally posted by Tiberius:

I shouldv never clicked that link. Wtf. How could poop even be fossilized? Sht was alr decomposed. Why is the image of it still in my head?

Coprolites are prized by paleontologists, as well as anthropologists and archaeologists, I'll have you know.

How do they even identify that thing? Sniff it?

[Q-T_3.14.exe]

Take the gold and women. Leave ♥♥♥♥ behind.
Norse Viking grindset.

[salamander]

i am positive an ex of mine holds that record. the pre workout she used gave her anacondas that coiled around in circles