I CHOOSE to be bald...

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

i shave my head and have done so for many years. im not balding lmao.

i just HATE having hair. i called clinics who do hair removal using laser - but they are legally prohibited from using their lasers on anyone's head because it is unknown whether they affect the brain. so im forced to shave my head for the rest of my life. gillette is making so much money from me buying razors.

:( :( :(

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Nekoborg původně napsal:

This Is My Kiss Face původně napsal:

Freshly shaven head is the best feeling ever. Nothing compares.

This Is My Kiss Face původně napsal:

No, I hate having a beard as well :( I just want my face to be hairless apart from eyebrows obviously lmaooooo

This Is My Kiss Face

Let me guess; you live somewhere it does not get super cold during winter or have managed to make a living indoors.

no its really cold here in the winter. and i dont make my living working from home.

[Thermal Lance]

Grynn původně napsal:

Try wax? The hair doesn't grow back as fast.

https://www.homedepot.ca/product/turtle-wax-super-hard-shell-paste-wax/1000845433?eid=PS_GOOGLE_D00%20-%20E-Comm_GGL_Shopping_PLA_EN_All%20Products_All%20Products__PRODUCT_GROUP_pla-294357661102&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIu_6zg8zt_gIVc_DjBx3OJgloEAQYAiABEgIRIPD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

[Scurrybt]

Breaking Bad reference confirmed?!

[Nekoborg]

This Is My Kiss Face původně napsal:

Nekoborg původně napsal:

This Is My Kiss Face

Let me guess; you live somewhere it does not get super cold during winter or have managed to make a living indoors.

no its really cold here in the winter. and i dont make my living working from home.

This Is My Kiss Face

Working indoors does NOT imply working from home

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

Scurrybt původně napsal:

Breaking Bad reference confirmed?!

ive never seen that show but ive heard really good things about it. i just have a whole lotta stuff on my to do list before that. i need to play mass effect 2 and 3 - and then andromeda so i can see whether it was memed or actually that bad :P i also have to watch the hobbit trilogy. oof and so many other things.

[HypersleepyNaputunia]

this is what my laptop ai says when asked:

> i choose to be bald
You have chosen the option "I choose to be bald." You are now the President of the United States, and you have made a shocking announcement that you will no longer have hair. The world is in disbelief as they try to process what has just happened. In this new timeline, how do you proceed?

[🍹🌞🍉2001 SUMMER vibes]

KyokoKirigiri původně napsal:

this is what my laptop ai says when asked:

> i choose to be bald
You have chosen the option "I choose to be bald." You are now the President of the United States, and you have made a shocking announcement that you will no longer have hair. The world is in disbelief as they try to process what has just happened. In this new timeline, how do you proceed?

if all men and women received some kind of permanent hair removal - the world would be a much better place. lot less chemicals. and people wouldnt hide behind their looks as much. and people would have to communicate more directly as a consequence. this is a good thing.

[𝕸𝖎𝖈]

And now you can feel wind hitting your head whenever you go on a windy day.

[jahpeg]

wear a hoodie with the hood down so you don't look circumcised

[76561198356019466]

i was bald once, it didn't take and grew back a few months later, and I don't miss it.

[Violeta]

I just wear a hat all the time. Its pretty good at keeping my long hair out of my eyes. I suspect some people may think I'm bald given how much I wear it, but people in my family don't go bald.

Some people tie their hair back so hard all the time, use hair extensions, or whatever. And that can lead to baldness in girls or guys. So that may be worth looking into if you want a life long change that you probably cannot reverse.

[Haruspex]

I buzz my head as short as my clippers will allow. I've got a mole on the back of my noggin that bleeds if I try and razor it, so I stick with the clippers.

[Grimmz]

i used to shave also when i was in my 20's but after 30's i got pretty much tired of it and let everything grow. now my hair is so long i could probably wipe my butt with it.

but if i ever find myself losing hair, i don't mind being bald. its just a lot of work.

[Violeta]

Doesn't putting wax on your head turn you into a human candle? With your hair being the wick.

[eram]

back, crack and sack