why are all good man married

[WarHeRo]

was i born too late?

[Abaddon the Despoiler]

I'm not.

[kbiz]

You're married.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I'm a very good man. Looking for misses right so not married. I don't fit your narrative.

[BunnieBealla]

like limited edition items they're rare so they're snatched up quickly uwu

[Fajita Jim]

Us married men laugh at your struggle.

Not really, but when you're old enough you can pretty much tell which kids are bound for love and which are more likely to die alone.

Those older kids organizing the younger kids in group activities are always the first to get taken. The kid who won't play basketball because he's about to beat this hard level on his gameboy or whatever will die a virgin.

[󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡⁧⁧Kei]

marriage is the same as a bear trap

[kingjames488]

here's the secret no one told you...

you don't "get lucky" and have a millionare fall for you... you have to believe in them first and love them and maybe one day if your lucky you'll not be so shallow.

[Fajita Jim]

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Escrito originalmente por Fajita Jim:

Us married men laugh at your struggle.

Not really, but when you're old enough you can pretty much tell which kids are bound for love and which are more likely to die alone.

Those older kids organizing the younger kids in group activities are always the first to get taken. The kid who won't play basketball because he's about to beat this hard level on his gameboy or whatever will die a virgin.

wtf did i just read

Observation. Tell me it ain't true.
-48 years of eyeball looking

[kbiz]

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Escrito originalmente por Fajita Jim:

Us married men laugh at your struggle.

Not really, but when you're old enough you can pretty much tell which kids are bound for love and which are more likely to die alone.

Those older kids organizing the younger kids in group activities are always the first to get taken. The kid who won't play basketball because he's about to beat this hard level on his gameboy or whatever will die a virgin.

wtf did i just read

Wisdom.

[volusat]

you can still get a married man

[kingjames488]

Escrito originalmente por Fajita Jim:

Escrito originalmente por stupid cool:

wtf did i just read

Observation. Tell me it ain't true.
-48 years of eyeball looking

have you seen culture lately?

the kids aren't interested in the jock anymore... they're interested in the hacker.

really it's just power... people are attracted to power.

edit: I mean you actually sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABo4_Lhqpc

[steven1mac]

You know what women say, A hard man is good to find.

[Fajita Jim]

Escrito originalmente por kingjames488:

have you seen culture lately?

the kids aren't interested in the jock anymore... they're interested in the hacker.

really it's just power... people are attracted to power.

Funny. When we sit at the park, all the teen girls are over the teen boys who are tossing balls to the little ones.

Been to a park lately? You know, outside?

And dag dang when did dads let their daughters out in shorts that ... short? Not in my day.

[Fajita Jim]

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lmao you're incredibly cynical and weird

Cynicism is also known by another moniker: reality.

[DarkCrystalMethod]

I'm looking for a lovely lady to die alone WITH me...
(I might want to work on that pickup line a bit)