my house is haunted lol

[Nogsec]

one of these days I am going to wake up and the ghost is going to have it's face right above mine just when I open my eyes and I am going to turn into a poop fountain

I am so terrified

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Well if its a sexy lady ghost I might let it do ghost things to me.

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Publicado originalmente por DarkCrystalMethod:

Well if its a sexy lady ghost I might let it do ghost things to me.

It referred to itself as "lavender j0nes" up to you to decide whether it's a girl or not the voice sounded neutral to me

Wanna swap houses.?

[Haiku's Knife]

Gotta burn the sage.

[Othobrithol]

It was probably "Lavender Gnomes", a high end brownie cleaning service.
By talking about it you have voided the contract.
Too bad, because they come highly recommended.

[PocketYoda]

I lived in a haunted house for years it wasn't a big deal.. You hear odd things occasionally and things happen but most ghosts aren't that big of a deal.

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Publicado originalmente por Othobrithol:

It was probably "Lavender Gnomes", a high end brownie cleaning service.
By talking about it you have voided the contract.
Too bad, because they come highly recommended.

What is brownie cleaning

[Steve]

We're ready to believe you.

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My puppy will sit in the living room be staring into the kitchen and then all of a sudden bark and no one is in the kitchen and the light is off. They say dogs can see ghosts.

[Walach]

Upload a video with the ghost in it, you'll be rich overnight and can then move to any home in the world. I'm not even joking here.

EDIT: If this isn't a joke thread that is, I don't know the latest stuff going 'round the internet.

[Haiku's Knife]

BOO!

[Othobrithol]

Publicado originalmente por BBQ Shampoo:

What is brownie cleaning

The Brownie is small being that comes out at night and does chores for humans it likes, and plays pranks on people they don't. Try leaving it a snack, but never leave it clothing.

The Lavender Gnome is a high end housekeeping concierge service that hires them out. The Lavender part is why they don't want clothes, as the company provides them with the phatest lavender pimp suit. Made by hobgoblins, so you know the stitch work has got to be amazing.

[Hammer Of Evil]

try to exorcise your house

[Rumpelcrutchskin]

Remind yourself that ghosts are not real.

[PocketYoda]

Publicado originalmente por Rumpelcrutchskin:

Remind yourself that ghosts are not real.

They are real rare but real. I've had 3 incidents in my 50 years, one i saw clear as day with a group of people.

[四处闲游]

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