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Or are you married to a man, for some random reason, like immigration, and just feel the need to assert that you're straight?
Every season they go out there loaded with talent and every year they look like ♥♥♥♥.
At least The Guardians have the excuse of having no good players.
Should have been more specific "white" very diverse
Just quoting for a reference to the next quote of which I shall ask 3 questions of
Who are you accusing of being a thief?
Why are you accusing them of being a thief?
What evidence have you to back up your accusation of them of being a thief?
BTW Accusing others of a crime without evidence of proof is in itself a VERY SERIOUS crime called slander.
1)When you're going to a nice party that night, how long does it take your wife to get ready?
(Including all prep-time before getting ready time, but not including picking out nail polish or communication time coordinating fashion among friends. Afternoon pre-launch checklist time included at your discretion)
2) When did you learn to stop asking "where do you want to go to eat dinner?"
3( When packing for a trip, it requires you to have one medium-sized piece of luggage, not including a suit carrier or laptop bag. (At least one zipper on your luggage no longer functions) This is Man-Law. On average, how many pieces of unnecessary luggage does your wife bring?
Extra-Credit - How many times have you either been on or have participated in "luggage shopping" before going on a trip, despite having enough luggage for an extended family expedition to the heart of the Amazon rain forest?
4) it is guaranteed that located in your home is one plastic basket filled with lipstick, make-up from high-school, some kind of brush thing, a cuticle stick/file/something and at least one unidentifiable piece of hardware that's associated with personal adornment that you have never witnessed being used. What color is that basket?
5) When did you learn to stop offering advice to her concerning her complaints of the people she works with?
6) You have "a coat." You might have a couple that are utilitarian, but you only have one "daily-wear" coat at a time that you will wear when it's very cold outside. Your wife has no fewer than three. If she has more than that, how many of those have you never seen her wear? Are you sure they are hers?
7) Who's more important for you both to visit during the holidays, her immediate family or her extended family?
8) During a traditional gift-giving celebration, have you ever made the mistake of giving her a practical gift? (Not including a major ticket item)
"Look, honey, I got you that hair-dryer you said you liked and this Emergency Battery Jump-Pack in case your car-battery ever dies! Uh.. why.. no really I... but... it... yes, of course I love you... no, I didn't mean...but.."
9) Edit- Quickie - How many of "her shows," streaming or TV, do you suffer through watching just because you like spending time with her? How many of them did you start liking as much or more than she does?
PS: All in fun. Congratulations and best wishes for you and yours! :)