2 Sentence Horror Stories

[Muhyoui]

give me a horror story in 2 sentences

Here's mine

"I used to sing my daughter a song before bed."
"I never expected her dead body to start singing back."

[portable cattleman]

I tried to order a burger with extra mayo

They ran out of mayo

[GunsForBucks]

I pee into a milk container at night while sleeping in a van.
I wake up thirsty.

[L1qu1dator]

I'll give you a horror story in 2 words.
Tiktok exists.

[Edpit]

A genie granted my wish of eternal life.
A billion years later im in agonising pain, stuck under the huge rock that fell on me.

[Out Of Bubblegum]

For sale: Baby shoes
Never worn

[Apexnexius]

Originally posted by Aquatic Hydra:

give me a horror story in 2 sentences

Here's mine

"I used to sing my daughter a song before bed."
"I never expected her dead body to start singing back."

" What's up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ !
..It's Chad Warden here. "

[LeviathanWon]

My ex wife and I have hall way sex.

We pass each other down a the hallway of the courthouse and say "f*** you", "No, f*** you".

[Wock73]

My wife spent the night at my twin brother’s house.

I don’t have a twin brother

[Holografix]

Originally posted by Out Of Bubblegum:

For sale: Baby shoes
Never worn

cheating.

according to legend, that's Hemmingway -- or not. But still, not yours.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/595402/ernest-hemingway-did-not-write-six-word-baby-shoes-story

[Magma Dragoon]

Met a nice girl.
She's a shoggoth.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

I looked down at my feet. They weren't there.

[Vinz Clortho]

The election results are in. Liz Truss is the winner.

[Enterprofilenamehere]

Originally posted by Liu Thay Nhut Dan:

The election results are in. Liz Truss is the winner.

I feel like this is only scary for Brits. I don't really know much about her.

[Muhyoui]

Originally posted by Holografix:

Originally posted by Out Of Bubblegum:

For sale: Baby shoes
Never worn

cheating.

according to legend, that's Hemmingway -- or not. But still, not yours.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/595402/ernest-hemingway-did-not-write-six-word-baby-shoes-story

now that is some r/quityourbullshit if i've ever seen it (i dont have a reddit account but someone should def post it)

[76561199082631983]

Mommy my friend is coming over," my daughter happily cheered about her imaginary friend. And then the motion detecting light went on.

felt this this was a fun one