Do you think there are vampires hidden in society?

[Ruminate]

Do you ever wonder if they've been taking everything from you, and you never even knew it? I think that the Steam moderators are vampires, ♥♥♥♥ they're feeding on me again... make it stop...

[SpeedFreak1972]

Yup they’re called politicians …

[Ruminate]

Originally posted by SpeedFreak1972:

Yup they’re called politicians …

No, they are called Serbians... ♥♥♥♥...

[Gracey Face]

I mean Joe Biden did say he's been in government since the 1860's so I guess he's one at the very least.

[$2 Hero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaRZyIQOSpQ

[Jesus (Yeshua) lives&will return]

If this is what they admit to, imagine what is done behind closed doors...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rKgUJ05YU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOt7YMVia94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_yWwVPS3AY

they love to make jokes about it, but they are not joking...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOt7YMVia94

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82UEzdlZGuE

[Riruru]

Originally posted by Ruminate:

Do you ever wonder if they've been taking everything from you, and you never even knew it? I think that the Steam moderators are vampires, ♥♥♥♥ they're feeding on me again... make it stop...

If there are any vampires around here, I'm gonna find them

[TopDog]

Vampires, werewolfs, the whole nine yards.

[Lime]

never could such a possibility exist, cease your investigations

[Iris Vandale]

Originally posted by Lord Adorable:

Yeah, I've met one. It lives in Pierz, Minnesota. The most despicable, perfidious, hate-filled, sadistic & degenerate creature you can ever think of.

I don't think a vampire should live there because there aren't many people and it's not spooky

[-OrLoK- Слава Україн]

Theyre CEOs

[Nülliflower]

of course there are. they gotta blend in with regular people first, and then, after night falls and everyone's in bed, there will be a bat knocking at your window. do not open it. stay inside and pretend nothing is happening.

[Battlekruse]

They are all working in IRS today.

[the vampire of time and memory]

no

[agu]

Yes and they're probably posting undercover as "Australians" so we don't suspect they're up when everyone else is asleep

[MinionJoe]

Statistically, no, there are no vampires.

One vampire can make dozens of new vampires every year, so their "birth" rate exceeds humanity's.

Barring accidental death, vampires live forever, so their death rate is effectively zero.

And with compound interest, every vampire would be a millionaire after just a hundred years or so.

So unless everyone you know is a pallid millionaire with hundreds of kids: No. Vampires do not exist.