Ugh, hell.

[Fresh Buttermilk Biscuits]

I spilled sprite in my bugatti, was so angry. it wasnt even the zero sugar version so its sticky as hell, my girlfriend (hot) said "bruh you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up our bugatti with your stupid soft drinks" and I was like "idiot it's MY bugatti, I don't see a ring on my finger, do you?" and then she started crying hoping for me to ease up but nah I just scraped her out of the car and she went gta 4 ragdoll physics and then I realized she wasn't my girlfriend but actually just a pillow and my bugatti was just a toy car for kids outside of an arcade I entered after I took approximately twenty-three xans at once

And the soda i spilled was Dr Thunder and it WAS zero sugar so the car wasn't sticky at all, silver linings are what keep us hopeful in life I guess. I hope someone learns from this

[trash can]

random isn't always funny 👎🏻

[salamander]

this is easily the best thread of the day, possibly the month. it has it all, action, romance, a bugatti, and a twist ending.

i dunno what dr thunder is, but i cry for your spilled drink too.

[Riruru𖥔 ݁]

Originally posted by salamander:

i dunno what dr thunder is, but i cry for your spilled drink too.

Dr Thunder is obviously Dr Pepper's distant long lost third cousin

[カイネ]

That piss water is better used as a disinfectant anyway.

[Jesus (Yeshua) lives&will return]

i appreciate t he chuckle, well played "bot"

[cramb]

Originally posted by Riruru𖥔 ݁:

Originally posted by salamander:

i dunno what dr thunder is, but i cry for your spilled drink too.

Dr Thunder is obviously Dr Pepper's distant long lost third cousin

That's pretty much exactly what it is. I forgot it existed until now.

[meucakesTM]

I thought bugatti was pasta or something.

[Boba Shred]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vy3UfRI8yXo

[Al-Qontentqop]

I woke up in a new bugatti